We is a down market unprofessional couple from the other side of the railways and little doff. My wifey smaaks lots of chopz, like she says, chop in the left, chop in the right and one in the bush is better than none at all, right? So if you are a couple that would like to jol wif us, pull in, bring a borrel en mycoxaphalia pills and lets party. The cherries love my ses packet, check the pic. We like party games like spin the borrel of Klippies and intellectual conversations. We are looking for articulate intellectual couples that can express themselves as concisely as the Rhetoric of Aristotle without wondering lonely as a Wordsworth cloud.

We do like to swaps. I swapped my first wife for a tractor. The tractor was so much fun I forgot her for a year, she filed for divorce, I kept the tractor. Swapped the tractor for a bakkie, swapped the bakkie for my second wife. You can see I'm an experienced swapper. The picture us not of us but of my cousin who is also my sister and my brother in law who is my fathers father. Please take note that this is a parody fictitious profile created for a giggle, a laugh and a cry. All are welcome!!!!If you are an institution, private person, alien from outer space seeking to use this profile for study purpose, you are more than welcome but do go get your head read.