Forum Virgin
Hi all
I am new to the scene, hope your all doing swell. Came to say hello.
Hope i get along with everyone, nice website you guys have here.
Lets see what happens
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Sex God
Welcome to the site, hope to see you in the forums
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
A hearty welcome to SH... You are going to love it here.
We have one important rule though... If you meet a hot single lady or a sexy lady from a couple, I have to "test drive" her first and let you know what she is like!:lol: :lol:
@niceGuy1 . . . please don't be fooled by the above fake rule from @Stamina. The rule is you have to inform me :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by SDMR
A hearty welcome to SH... You are going to love it here.
We have one important rule though... If you meet a hot single lady or a sexy lady from a couple, I have to "test drive" her first and let you know what she is like!
@niceGuy1 . . . please don't be fooled by the above fake rule from @Stamina. The rule is you have to inform me :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ha ha ha ha!!
Actually NiceGuy, we work as a team. You find the lady, put them intouch with me and tell them that I am the coolest guy you ever met. Then I test drive. Then SDMR test drives and confirms. We then compile a report and submit it to you. It is a good system with outstanding results.
Casanova
Quote by Stamina
A hearty welcome to SH... You are going to love it here.
We have one important rule though... If you meet a hot single lady or a sexy lady from a couple, I have to "test drive" her first and let you know what she is like!
@niceGuy1 . . . please don't be fooled by the above fake rule from @Stamina. The rule is you have to inform me :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ha ha ha ha!!
Actually NiceGuy, we work as a team. You find the lady, put them intouch with me and tell them that I am the coolest guy you ever met. Then I test drive. Then SDMR test drives and confirms. We then compile a report and submit it to you. It is a good system with outstanding results.
And now you forgot about me. Aren't we supposed to be a team here?
Forum Virgin
hahahahaha my word.... ok guys as you say :P
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
I'm starting to get the impression that if I managed to get SDMR, Stamina and georgeous at the same bar counter - we would have a freakin awesome evening!
Hey guy's, notice how my names first . . . .
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: pretty much like with everything else :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Casanova
Hey guy's, notice how my names first . . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: pretty much like with everything else :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Exactly. You'll be first and forgotten where I am last and will leave the lasting impression. :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: pretty much like with everything else :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Exactly. You'll be first and forgotten where I am last and will leave the lasting impression. :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Casanova
Quote by Stamina
I'm starting to get the impression that if I managed to get SDMR, Stamina and georgeous at the same bar counter - we would have a freakin awesome evening!
It would be the night of nights! What a jol! But bare in mind, with us three and you - body shots WILL happen!
I can only agree. Lee must just remember to bring her whips and restraints with.
:twisted: :lol: :twisted: Sex God
Exactly. You'll be first and forgotten where I am last and will leave the lasting impression.
First and forgotten is STILL first . . . .
Casanova
Quote by SDMR
Exactly. You'll be first and forgotten where I am last and will leave the lasting impression.
First and forgotten is STILL first . . . .
I don't mind eating out of another man's salad bowl after he has eaten. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I do think it would make a great tag team event. Hehe
Lee simply meant drinks and good company! You guys are already at fourth base and Lee only wants to party. Shame on you! Lee, I will never take advantage of you Hun. I will meet you at that bar with flowers in hand. Sex will not even cross my mind... Ignore those two perves, you are not a peace of meat!
Shhhhh - don't tell anyone guys, but this is how you score Brownie points!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by Stamina
Lee simply meant drinks and good company! You guys are already at fourth base and Lee only wants to party. Shame on you! Lee, I will never take advantage of you Hun. I will meet you at that bar with flowers in hand. Sex will not even cross my mind... Ignore those two perves, you are not a peace of meat!
Shhhhh - don't tell anyone guys, but this is how you score Brownie points!
Just how exactly did I become a perve in this????? I simply pointed out that my name was first, and as you guys have become accustomed to, I'm first in everything.
But anyway, pass the salad bowl please . . .
Lee, I kinda think you have been left out of this conversation from the moment a Bar was mentioned :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
I think Lee realised that saying the words "Stamina, SDMR, Gorgeous, Bar" in one sentence and adding herself to the mix was opening a can of worms... She fled now.. he he he.
Careful what you wish for!
Dude, get the order right please . . . it's SDMR, then Stamina, then Georgeous and then Bar unless of course Lee decides Matt is drinking with, then he will Automatically be first (pssst, do you guy's think he will buy my BS line?)
Casanova
Quote by Stamina
Here is the correct order...
Bar, Bar, Bar, Lee, Bar, Bar, Lee, lee, Stamina, Lee, (on the) Bar, (under) Stamina, Lee, SDMR, Gorgeous.
Again you forgetting about Matt. Lee I would still like to meet for drinks with Matt and SDMR. Stamina will have to sit in the corner and only speak when he is spoken to. Otherwise you can use your whip on him.
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Quote by KC_
Shame guys,
You have completely hi-jacked the new guy's post!
I bet he keeps checking to see if there is any more welcoming messages, and just gets bombarded with how SDMR, stamina and gorgeous are *fighting* over Lee!
;)
C
You can also join us. The more the merrier.
Sorry, I hope have all your expectations will be met from this site and good luck.
Sex God
Quote by KC_
Shame guys,
You have completely hi-jacked the new guy's post!
I bet he keeps checking to see if there is any more welcoming messages, and just gets bombarded with how SDMR, stamina and gorgeous are *fighting* over Lee!
;)
C
hang on, maybe you have a point, guy's we should pull this forum back into perspective a bit maybe.
So, in the correct order then . . .
1) SDMR and or Matt
2) NewGuy
3) KC
4) Stamina
5) Salad Bowl (sorry, I mean Georgeous)
6) ????? PIB has been very quiet . . .
7) ????? Voyer ?
8) ????
9) ????
A chick goes to bed early to preserve what's left of the glow of youth and by the time she gets back she's been virtually ravished on a bar by no less than a possible eight guys (and one chick if you count C) and she's covered in tequila and salt and lemon to boot!
Brings back memories of my twenties when I was constantly being quizzed about "stuff" I had apparently done, which I was generally quite peeved at having missed (because the stuff - which was mostly quite riske - was mostly rumour or massive embellishment on the actual events - small towns!)
Guys! Rules! Please! firstly best we take this to the "anything goes" forum..... shouldn't oust the new people from their own threads...
Second all the boys have to behave or I will use my restraints and then PIB can have her delicious way with any naughty misbehavin' boys! I always share with my friends... I'm generous that way...
Body shots are only for good boys and you should know that Matt always brings a camera.... :twisted:
