... you and your spouse spend twenty minutes looking for her underwear at someone else's house, when she finally remembers that she didn't wear any that night. ..
... you have to hide certain things before your young adult children come over and visit.
... you have to make sure you password all your devices or risk exposing your kids to wild party pictures of your own nude arse.
... you carefully lock away your toys before the cleaning staff are due to arrive
... you ask your wife's advice on how to word sexy texts to other women
...other women send you pictures of their naked bits and you share them with your wife. ..
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Orgasminator
You cancel a first date because the wife can't make it.
Sex God
You look wantonly at an attractive person in public and your spouse does not smack you upside the head
Sexpert
when mommy and uncle ash have to take the kids to swimming lessons while daddy and aunty "nicole" make "lunch"
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when mommy and uncle ash have to take the kids to swimming lessons while daddy and aunty "nicole" make "lunch"
Now that's the kind of swinging relationship I want . . .
