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• I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
• A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
• PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory -- I hope there's no pop quiz.
• The Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
• Velcro - what a rip off!
• Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
• Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
• Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
• I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Orgasminator
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, death just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet
Sex God
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Sex God
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Warming the Bed
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups.
He pushes the earth away from himself.
Everybody is scared of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is only scared of Vernon Koekemoer.
Sexpert
screw chuck...spongebob can braai under water 
Orgasminator
Orgasminator
Quote by Pussinboots1
Hi Mike_Pta when are you in Cpt so you can come teach me how to post pics????
Student budget with honors timetable so I doubt it will soon. Trying posting a pic in a message to me and I can try troubleshooting
