We understand that is a convenient tool for chatting to people but the more we have used it to get to know couples the more we hate it. We have been meaning to put thoughts to paper and have finally gotten around to doing it. Here's why we hate it with some real messages to demonstrate our point.
Firstly, there is the spelling.
In this day and age of predictive text do you really need to say "Hw r u"? Even worse is when they say "Hw r use". We don't mind Lol and some abbreviations but sometimes it gets a bit much
03/05/2015 1:08 pm: Them: We a col couple ,Nsubs and use?
Asking for pics in the first 5 lines
Them: Hi guday u contact me regarding our add as a couple
Us: Hi there
Them: We looking for couple to have fun with
Us: Same here
Us: How old are you guys?
Them: We r 30 and 32
Them: Is there a pic may b
messages at all hours of the day
We realise that this is the connected generation but is it okay to message people at 6am or 11pm at night and expect an immediate response?
Guys who want to talk dirty
11/5/2015 7:38 AM: Him: Hi
11/5/2015 7:57 AM: Her: Hi there
11/5/2015 7:57 AM: Her: How are you
11/5/2015 7:57 AM: Him: Fine thanx wuu2
11/5/2015 10:10 AM: Her: At work and you?
11/5/2015 10:11 AM: Him: Me also oh i hear u such a kinky lady
Guys who want to talk dirty but won't let you talk with their partner
11/6/2015 6:11 AM: Him: Morning
11/6/2015 7:06 AM: Him: So u don't chat hey
11/6/2015 7:35 AM: Her: I don't usually chat to guys
11/6/2015 7:51 AM: Him: K so u don't wanto chat with me
11/6/2015 7:56 AM: Her: I would like to chat to her myself if she's interested
11/6/2015 7:56 AM: Him: Cool cheers
Guys who get rude when we don't want to talk dirty
11/6/2015 7:59 AM: Him: Guess we won't be interested in meeting
11/6/2015 8:05 AM: Her: Its up to you
11/6/2015 8:05 AM: Him: Stop sending messages we not interested
People who can't remember that we chatted
16:01, 21 Dec 2015 - Us: Hey. It's us from SH
16:13, 21 Dec 2015- Them: Hey
16:13, 21 Dec 2015 - Them: How'd u get my number?
16:25, 21 Dec 2015 - Us: Lol
16:26, 21 Dec 2015 - Us: You sent it in a message on SH
16:42, 21 Dec 2015 - Them: I did?
This couple we actually met for drinks and chatted quite a bit but when we messaged them about going to Liza's they had no idea who we were:
?19/07/2015 7:48 pm: Us: Hi. Are u guys going to lizas on sat?
19/07/2015 7:52 pm: Them: Sorry need name
Pic collectors pretending to be a couple
13/06/2015 3:06 pm: Him: Ok good so will u guys be sending us ur pick
13/06/2015 3:07 pm: Us:
13/06/2015 3:14 pm: Him: I will send ours later 2nite when wiffie gets home
13/06/2015 8:29 pm: Us: Would you like to meet sometime
15/06/2015 6:59 pm: Us: Hi. Would you guys like to meet sometime?
15/06/2015 7:02 pm: Him: We have to still decide 1st looks like wiffie is get cold feet just be. Patient with us I will be in contact with u guys
Clearly Wiffie didn't exist!
Couples suddenly single
This one took the cake and made us burst out laughing when we got the message
30/06/2015 10:36 am: Him: Hi how u guys doing
30/06/2015 11:19 am: Us: We are good thanks. And you guys?
30/06/2015 12:09 pm: Him: Could be better thanx, don't know if you guys still want to chat to me as I'm single from this morning, wife asked for a divorce!!!!!
30/06/2015 12:10 pm: Him: If you not intrested I would fully understand as you are looking for couples after all
30/06/2015 12:14 pm: Us: Wow sorry to hear that
Other variations include my wife isn't interested anymore but can I play with you alone? We have seen it all
We hope you had a good chuckle reading these messages!