Today is a particularly good day - I met Sabrina. More accurately, Sabrina told me her name.
"What the fuck does that have to do with me?" I hear you ask - glad you did...
I am a treasure hunter - I am a motorcycle commuter, and have been for almost 500 000 Kms, give or take 12 years on and off. And in those 12 years I have seen some really sexy things in traffic - treasures, if you will.
Back to Sabrina. She's a young girl, mid- to late-twenties, and I happened to stop next to her car in traffic (the M2 south in Jozi was a fucking parking lot) and her window was open - so I greeted her warmly and commiserated with her position, and when the tonsil in the grey 3 series accidentally gave me a gap, I rode on.
As things would have it, I found that if I leave the office at 5, I will eventually pass her on the M2 and we'd wave at each other. Today, however, she changed lanes when I was coming up behind her, wound down her window, and said "Hi, I'm Sabrina!"
I was almost reduced to horny schoolboy levels of non-conversant mumbling, but quickly regained my composure and returned the greeting. Treasure! I have a traffic flirtation in flight! I can't wait to see how this plays out...
This brings me to the purpose of this post - Traffic Treasures, and Traffic Treasure Hunting.
I think this is an under-celebrated phenomenon. It is, if you think about it, super sexy. Think of the buzz from driving bra-less in a loose-fitting top (not you Steve, I'm talking to Stephanie now, sit down) and not caring that other drivers or the bike that just pulled up next to you gets a peek at your perfectly formed breast and erect, beady nipple... or you, Steve, driving with your tackle out and hard...
Have you ever just caught the eye of someone sitting right next to their SO, and they blush from making eye contact? And the SO gets the proud glow of a stag that notices his lady being noticed? Or does the cuckold squirm? Or is just plain oblivious? So fucking hot, yeah?
Please keep this thread rock hard, or plump and moist, with your tales of finding, or being, treasure in traffic...
