I know you guys will say this belongs under the stories ,BUT I do not want it there!!!!!
Nearly time for *Volts* of Bliss
Before you get all smarmy on me and think, *there she goes again* let me start by saying, it`s not a vibrator story!!
And I know you won`t believe me when I tell you, It`s BETTER than a Vibrator.
At some point you have to turn a vibrator off, but this? This can go ALL NIGHT LONG.
And a vibrator may only pleasure one of you. This gets the job done for BOTH of you.
If you have one, you TOTALLY know what I`m talking about.
If you don`t and you have any space left on your Birthday/Christmas wish list, you NEED this,for the coming winter months and those unexpected COLD nights.
That`s right, an ELECTRIC BLANKET!
Last year Winter time....This is what happened...
We became one of those *grand* people who has evolved to electricity, to keep us warm.
We became Owners of THIS New electric blanket!! It is the softest micro fleece with DUAL controls. Or, her and her pleasure dials as I like to call them.
*What we where used toooooooo*.....
I hurt my back,just like anyone in my profession does at one time or another - so I always sleep with a hot water bottle during , those OLD fashioned ones filled with water.
Once I`d discovered the *fabulously* feeling of climbing into a warm bed with a heat source,on a COLD day/night.
I wouldn`t give it up,even after having heat burns on places you would NOT like to know about.
HOT water bottles are dangerous things!!
So for the past couple of winters, I insist on a warm water bottle INside the bed, before I climb into the bed. (Or I would ask *L* to make me one) because she knows it lures me into bed,and I do not toss and turn and put my cold feet between her thighs,and slip my ,oh so cold, hands over and under her breasts.
One winter night last year,I went into our room to get ready for bed and had asked *L* who was lying down already, if we had a hot water bottle,just to make sure it was there.
It was.
But then *L* said, *Get ready to be disappointed* and lifted the covers of our bed to reveal that the Hot water bottle was on HER SIDE!
I gasped.
*Don`t worry* she said, and slid it back over to my side.
*It is nice climbing into a warm bed.* she said. *Too bad we don`t have an electric blanket with dual controls.*
*We can have one, I told her, I saw one at Clicks*
*I`ll check it out tomorrow.* She said.
The next day she had bought us *this fantastic* wonderful NEW bliss.
That night she turned it on while we brushed our teeth and got all the animals settled,then I climbed into bed first.
And it was SO AMAZING that I SHUDDERED uncontrollably.
*I think I just orgasmed* I told her. She laughed.
I then proceed giggling with pleasure for the next 10 minutes. She thought I was exaggerating.
Then she climbed into bed, and my very, un-giggly girlfriend, giggled,and squirmed around like a dog rolling around in dust.
*I TOLD YOU.* I said.
And the two of us lay there quivering in pleasure until we fell asleep.
So guys, this little interlude is to remind you to check that your orgasmic bliss is still in good working order, the Season is busy turning, I feel it in my old bones.
Are you ready for Winter guys?? Do you have.....
1)Your electric blanket/pad/warm water bottles.
2)Enough chopped wood for those that is privileged to have a fireplace.
3)Enough red wine for those who love to relax in front of that fireplace?
4)Lastly, but most certainly not the least...a pair of HOT thighs to keep your cold feet warm??
Oh sherbet...Nearly forgot , REMEMBER to stock up with hot chocolate drinks.
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Time for something ELSE...Orgasmic Bliss.
hmmmm, PIB, you got that right! we've been using our electric blanket for 7 years now, and its still going strong, every winter it comes out, and we love it. it's one of the best feelings to experience on a cold wintery night. for those of you who havent as yet used one, no matter how eloquently PIB described it, only experiencing it will do justice to its awesomeness.
another 1 for me is a car heater on a very cold day/night. absolutely free, but so amazing that sometimes, i dont even wanna leave my car!!! lol
@ nawtyjake
I know!!! A car heater is a luxury I so enjoy.
All because I used to drive a little PURPLE car with out a heater for many many years!!!! I used to keep a warm water bottle on my lap to keep me warm and my hands from freezing....That was When I drove home mornings after NIGHT OF work making me feeling the cold more ,from being tired.
I now am a lady driving in luxury..MY new little car has a heater and all the little gadgets any lady would like...NO more freezing in winter AND no more sweating from heat in summer!!! Air con is such a pleasure to have.....
Casanova
PIB1
I drive a lot as I stay far from work and I am in the motor vehicle industry. I really enjoy the aircon and in winter I'm fortunate that I have heated car seats. Really nice for winter.
Casanova
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@ gorgeous.....
You lucky man, heated seats ,nogals I know one gets that....!!!! he he ever tried heated toilets seats???
Now is your wine rack fully stocked and your grocery cupboard filled with hot chocolate and is your electric blanky in working order???
Lol I used to be the heater in boarding school. In winter I had to sit on the toilet for my matrick boss so the seat would be warm when he needed to do his number two. Takes me back to my young days. Hehe
All is stocked and ready for winter.
