TesticlesThe truth

Maybe I need to post something NEAR and DEAR to the MEN!!! To get some responses.....

And if some of the ladies are like me,  Well this is NEAR and DEAR to me aswell!!

Testicles......

I love to play with Nuts, Balls,Gonads, Nads,  Sacks, Yeah testicles, what ever you want to call your precious jewels.

Have you guys and gals noticed that Most men has a smaller and a larger testicle??? Well of course you did, if not, go check it out!!! If you are lucky enough,you can just slip your pants down and lift the little babies up and check or look,if you have a bit of a tum...well do as I do...use a mirror....

BUT if you do check out your balls just to confirm what I am about to say......

CHECK and see it is MOST likely to be Left one...it will also hang lower that the right ball  THAT is to say if you do have Hangers and NOT some shrimpy marbles hiding away due to winter......(saying this with my tongue in my cheek).

So what is the verdict??

You are most welcome to check mine for me! How are you doing? Time to get the pool primed for summer, if there is any water in it!

Hi Bob, Welcome to The Forums !

The pool is still filled with water and currently not covered with a pool cover due to the rain. But come summer and HOT days we will have to cover the pool again and it is such a hassel to uncover to swim ........

LMAO  Yeah I will check it myself to see if you are fibbing when and if you say Yes or no to the above question......a even size or bigger or smaller leftie??

lol love your jokes checked mine equal sizes 

Thanks alexdirt, Sooo......you one of the guys who is of a equal size......

From what I can make out, they are same size, PiB....  But if you would like to check my measurements just to make sure, let me know!!!  ;-)

@ redbruce   You guys here in CPT?  I do still owe you a nice meal. You missed out on the last one with me getting my dates wrong.

And I would love checking myself.....

Sizes, shapes...I don't mind....what I do like is someone gently playing, and massaging mine... ;) . I just love the sensation.

@ toy,  Yeah  I hope MOST men knows what lovely little balls of pleasure they  are carrying  around in their pants..... I love all nuts/balls/testicals. NO matter the size, BUT I have to admit, I love low hangers.......they are just soooooooo much more enjoyable. 

Okay writing the above, MIGHT have be said with KINK on my mind......binding/slapping/compressing/pulling/streching/ deviding balls...hmmmmmmm  anyone willing?????????

I love having my balls played with and on warm days they, "Swing low, sweet testicles". I am not into pain in any way so slapping might just be off the table and, of course, should they feel threatened in any way there will be no stopping them from retracting up to my throat area for self preservation. It is also hard to coax them out in a cold swimming pool but in a hot-tub they are bok!

@ bob969  LMAO   Yeah, I know just how your balls might go play hide and seek  with WHAT I normally do to the ones I do play with.....

Hmm I could use some slow heating to really HELL OF A BURN lotion on them....then they will most likely crawl right up into your pelvis....EVIL grin this side of the computer......OH   and some electro shocks.......lets not forget those.....

Uhmmm ya, slapping, shocking, burning...that is a bit much for me... Pulling and stretching might be considered.... 

I have three...😳