Single and feeling sorry for myself

There is an alarming amount of " boo hoo the other kids don't want to play with me " posts these days. 

And I have read some very good tips for singles posts on here . 

This is an invitation for couples ( but I know the singles are going to hijack this discussion) , but none the less, couples please tell us why the guys is not getting action. 

Maybe some of them will take a tip or two away from this 

BOO-HOO   Nobody wants to play with me.......LMAO........

Hijacking and Grabbing this post........giggling all the way that any old woman should never giggle!!!!

Giggles with you.... It's a poor attempt to get some healthy debate going. This forum page is slowly going silent. But now that you are back , I for one is looking forward to seeing it rise up from the ashes. Welcome back

Yip, here's another "single" joining in, but most definitely not intending to hijack the thread...

Just wanting to say I am delighted to see additional members getting involved in the Forum, and starting up new threads too!!  I believe that this one particularly is one that should evoke a lot of interest... so I'm really keen to see the couples getting involved here and expressing their views!!!  Thank you SexySam69 for prompting the discussion...

Bruce, I think that your insights and experience is always welcomed 

Hugs and sloppy wet kisses 

Sam 

@sexysam69   thanks for the welcome *back*  Not sure the Fora will be resurrected, but we all can only try.

Okay so this went no where fast . Lol. 

So the singles get no action, because the couples don't know what they want ? Or maybe couples just had their fill. We did , being in a 3 some just doesn't do it for me anymore. I enjoy playing with couples. And the all time favourite seducing unsuspecting vanilla people.... Oh glory that's fun

nev76 please can you invite me nextime

Oky thanks

We are a couple hoping to meet a white straight man to play with on here.
Just our preferences.
We realise we are not everybody’s cup of tea  and make plenty mistakes that are a turn off
For the men out on the forum also.
Here are some of our tips . Hope it is not seen as arrogant but just something for the men playing alone to ponder :-

1. Read our profile at least before contacting us. We have made some effort to put up a honest profile. Clearly stating our preferences and when we can play
2. We are an Afrikaans couple  but prefer “playing” in English. Sure we make grammar and spelling mistakes also. We are put off by people that cannot  spell or write a simple sentence
3. We shy away from men with 30 close up pics of their dicks from all angles only on their profile. Just seems weird and a bit psycho to us. We are no prudes and my wife enjoy everything male but don’t shove a closeup dick pic in my wife’s face when you introduce yourself with “do you like me,can I come fuck you” ?
4. We are ok to play with a married man but do not make your problems to play ours.
5. Please try and be nice and honest. Arrogance,dishonesty and crudeness is a turn off for us.
6. Some forum names is already not for us. Gertpiel, Grootpiel, Naaier van Brakpan,Wifefucker etc Hope I am making sense cannot name actuall forum names
7. Please do not take pics of your genitals above or on the toilet. We have seen some above dirty toilets even. It is not sexy for us.
8. Then the profiles that has been up for a long time but they are not filled in at all nor any pics. Nothing!  But they send us a “I  like your profile please look at my profile to see if you like mine and if we click” …… These are red flags for us and immediately we know we are dealing with a cagey person. What did the oke expect us to see that will attract us? No info,no pics.
9. My wife decides who she wants to play with. I try to be as respectfull as I can be if she does not want to play and I have to convey the message. Just except it and move on. Why leave a rotten egg
10. Instant no no with a possible rude reply from me. Do not offer us free meals, paid up camping trips or to pay for whatever .  We will pay for our own petrol,food and drinks. We are just a plain couple out to have a bit of fun and adventure.
11. Please do not introduce yourself with pics of your fancy car,mansion string of companies and other material” achievements”in life. We not interested in your private or personal info or job titles. Just interested in you the person as a possible play buddy.
12. Lastly guys. Please smile or at least look friendly when you send us a facial pic. Some pics just convey anger,sour mood,depression or doom and gloom.

@ Seeman ..... Thank you,thank you, thank you..... You absolutely hit the mark with your post. And although it will go over the heads of 90% there will be a few that will find value and take note. 

Well we a couple similar to Seeman except we looking for single bi top males clearly stating our requirements regards cock size, large to extra large.

Most bloke who reply are according to their profile straight and dont measureup.

Then you get a minus any form of introduction  "send your number so we can fuck tonight", or " I want to fuck and abuse you both".

We just a normal decent next door couple who enjoys kinky sex.

Rude, crude, abusive, demanding, uncultured messages get ignored as do the many bullshitters here.

Also we try reply to all mails including those we decline.

Often this opens a debate on why not, to the point of being agro...