So yesterday I went to watch a show at the National Arts Festival.
It was called Don't burn your sausage! So of course I couldn't resist.
It was a mash up of Cooking Demo and stand up comedy, with Sex and food simultaneously on the mind,
they made up a delicious 3-course meal, right there on the stage and all for the purpose of perfecting your "spadework meal".
A meal to "get into someone's pants with"
So he asks for two ladies to come up with food / sex innuendos!
And I can't think of a damn one!
Any one got any suggestions?