Join the most popular community of South African swingers now
Login

Sexy Theatre, Sexy Food

last reply
8 replies
1.4k views
0 watchers
0 likes
So yesterday I went to watch a show at the National Arts Festival.
It was called Don't burn your sausage! So of course I couldn't resist.
It was a mash up of Cooking Demo and stand up comedy, with Sex and food simultaneously on the mind,
they made up a delicious 3-course meal, right there on the stage and all for the purpose of perfecting your "spadework meal".
A meal to "get into someone's pants with"
So he asks for two ladies to come up with food / sex innuendos!
And I can't think of a damn one!
Any one got any suggestions?
Toad in the hole ? banana s(p)lit ?
AWESOME! More!
Creampie Italian sausage sandwich
Spotted dick :dry:
Quote by aydee
Spotted dick :dry:

Heh heh... oh yes - I think I need to watch Austin Powers again