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It is far to quiet again!!!!!! What the heck?? Has all sexual topics been discussed??? I am posting a few FUNNY sexual facts......take one and lets get chatting about it. Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium! For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages. Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. "Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!! "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life. The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked." In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum. In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom! Sex burns 360 calories per hour Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't. The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing. The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math! The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone. 25% of women think money makes a man sexier. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis. Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world. Snakes have two sex organs. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants. 85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives. Oh boy and here are a few great one`s we can comment on....
I think I will run with the sex instead of Valium......whoa.........WHO is going to be my *Valium* when I am wide awake when I am suppose to be sleeping???
Wow i wish i had sex like a lion and came like a pig lol oink oink mutha fucka lol
@ sofistikitty you have nailed it!!! Oh man I laughed......you are a smartie pie...LMAO....
Hahahahahahahaha!! Ek gaan nie eens PROBEER om daai een te beat nie!!!! Daai leeu en vark kombinasie klink na n wenner!!
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. Sex burns 360 calories per hour So, from what I understand, eating large quantities of chocolate makes you gain weight and gives you zits / bad teeth . . . and adds calories ... . . . . If woman think differently, men will get less sex . . . . rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world. I often wonder how they determine number / figures / facts like these? Do they have camera's watching us all? lol
Well the above statement is true. But I think it is more like 85% and not 25% Look at the following reasons. How many ladies say in a conversation ''the next time they will look for a RICH MAN to look after them.'' Or the young girls say "I want a man that has a lot of money" And look at the age difference between the men and the women. The man in most cases is older than the lady and the reason why is not because he has more brains. It is because he is more financial independent and her can spoil her like she wants! This is facts. Try and prove me wrong lol :lol: Joyrider Money makes the world go round :twisted: :twisted:
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Well the above statement is true. But I think it is more like 85% and not 25% Look at the following reasons.
How many ladies say in a conversation ''the next time they will look for a RICH MAN to look after them.'' Or the young girls say "I want a man that has a lot of money" And look at the age difference between the men and the women. The man in most cases is older than the lady and the reason why is not because he has more brains. It is because he is more financial independent and her can spoil her like she wants!
This is facts. Try and prove me wrong lol :lol:
Joyrider
Money makes the world go round :twisted: :twisted:

This may well be true in many aspects, but just another spin on the age difference thing . . . . in this world today, people do not mature until much later, years ago, at 25 we were fairly mature, today a 25 year old is still a child, so it could be an argument that a 30 year old woman (we know they mature earlier than men) is with a 40 year old man because of intellect compatibility more than financial (a 40 year old would in any case be more financially secure)
One thing you for got to say SDMR is by the age of 40 he has a good life insurance and he is closer to his death bed than what the lady is. And again just another reason why women like older men :twisted: Joyrider Just another reason to out live your partner lol :lol:
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum. Now this makes me wonder if the *greeks* invented bdsm??? Or was it just a way to stimulate them on the sly.... LMAO butt plug *se moses* and should a Greek see one of us swingers nice and smooth,is he thinking ahhhhhhhhhh you *pig* you are an adulterer.
OOOPS nearly forgot....... Altydluzz , I LOVE your avatar!!!!!!
Thanx PIB! Finally figured out where to put it! rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao: