A Penis Pump.
That`s right, I DID say *Penis Pumps* The real question you should be asking is, Why did I start a forum on penis pumps right?
The answer is simple.
I have bought this *white elephant* for my toy chest a few years ago and it was NOT cheap either!!!!
I had NO joy using that particular toy on my men!!!!
They themselves told me they did not think it a nice toy at all !!!
BUT I RECENTLY discovered the fun you can have with a penis pump!
Contrary to all the hype, I don`t think you will ever increase the size of your (or your partner`s) penis permanently with a pump.
However, you can have a great deal of fun with one.
For example, slip a good, tight cock ring over your favorite man`s cock.
Put it all the way down to the base. (I MEAN OVER HIS COCK AND BALLS)
Now slide a good quality penis pump down over that.(NOT over his balls)
Pump it up.
Give it a few seconds to stabilize and draw as much blood into his cock as it is going to.
This here has nothing to do with length,is the girth I am talking about.
When you release the pressure and remove the pump, his cock should stay *enlarged* long enough for you to experience a fuller, more satisfying sexual experience.
So get up and on and ride him cowgirl style.
If you are like me,KINKY as hell, you like to experiment with things.
Remember the forum where I said to tie him spread wide open to a chair or spreadeagled on a bed ,to blindfold him and tease him senseless???
Here is one method of driving him wild.
Try this, pump him up and release him as fast as you can.
Just keep repeating it over and over and over.
It is almost like masturbating him, only easier.
It`s actually more like milking him.
That's always fun.
I can not promise you will be able to make him squirt his load this way, but it`s really fun playing and teasing him.
After a LONG session of this....
He is also going to have a more tender and sensitive penis, go wild and use what ever you use to tease him , if it be feathers, brushes, ice ...just tease and enjoy!
Extra tips.
Just add lots of lube over his cock before you start play.
Also it helps suction a bit if you use a little Vaseline around the base of the pump where the pump meets his skin.
heck, make it interesting and use lube that warms or turns to ice cold to increase his pleasure and above all YOURS as you watch him squirm.
Soooooo who is gonna be the brave ladies to try this???
Ermmm men you gonna try this on yourselves maybe??
I just know a few of you DO have a secret penis pump hiding somewhere........
And would you men and ladies like to know HOW to play with a pussy pump????
@ Joyrider....OMW you should have saved it, as maybe the forum is going to be for the men, on how to go about using a pussy pump.....well you need not buy one if you have a penis pump.....damn now you gone and waste yours.
LOL ,I heard sad things that happens to men who tries to use those creepy crawly thingies of a swimming just maybe you had a lucky *escape*
Don't own a pump but after reading this I think I should buy one (or just visit you PIB :twisted: )
Would like to get some tips on pussy pumps - never hurts to be prepared!
Huh-huh?
Sooo? ....... does (pumped up) size count ..... again!!?
:dry:
LMAO @ Gerrie... NOPE it is nothing to do with size...... just plain old kink!!!
This to weird a forum for you guys???
We can not joke /talk and discuss this kind of play??
Why not? chat away... but don't be surprised if more people read than comment
hmmm...
Honestly, the penis pump is one of they toys that interests me very little...
Wish I had more to add to the forum than that... sorry PIB!
It sounds like you get a lot of enjoyment from it, and I hope the men ask for this kind of play regularly :twisted:
;)
C
I think it could be interesting to try one out, however I doubt it would be as much fun without PIB. The other thing I've also wanted to try is one of those fleshlights.
@ KC_ I now only starting to have fun with this toy of mine, beginning it was a white elephant....
Erotic_Nauty I do do like to tease and yeh the denial of an orgasm is great.....but I also like the grand finale....maybe not in the same way you might but I love to see them orgasm and sure I get even more kinky then...I might catch their cum in a little shot glass or liqueur glass and make them drink it them selves...
@ Mike_Pta heh heh you and RockstarLemming might not like to really play with me....IN real life that is....I am sorta scary.
But to get back to your comment about a flesh-light....heh heh heh....we talking about a pocket pussy here, and did you now it is quite easy to make yourself???
@ SDMR ag okay ...you and Gerrie are right........ BUT I prefer to call it kink....
Joyrider, be carefull the poolman does not have to take you out of the poolpump
Soooooo anyone went and googled the *pussy pump*?? and want to know what to do and why it is used??
@ Mike_Pta....Oh my word....it scared you???
I have to guess you looked at the MOST extreme pics available there is..yeah?? No wonder you are scared.
But if you know to do it nicely and NOT that extreme , it is quiet enjoyable for the ladies...as it does the same for the ladies it does for the men , sensitize that lips to the hilt...enough for you to tease and tease....
wow that is scary - and I'm not sure it's acceptable for the forum either but I don't want to kill it till I get some comment from Admin
actually I have to agree the images that come up are scary. That does not encourage anyone to "try" it out...
Eish I wondered when Mike`s picture is going to be removed and DAMN so far he is the only one except for Steve who can post pics on the forums...
Now remember guys ,things shown on pron sites always looks worse.....they go to the extreme,
That is why I advise you guys to buy one with a meter to see you do NOT over do things.
Just enough to sensitize the lips...
I saw the pic Mike published and followed the thread ......
I'm not sure if I'll add this instrument/experiment to my bucket list!
I'll stick to a good Blow Job ...... Suck Job! (always wondered why calling a suck job a BLOW??)
But maybe ...... If PIB grant me a M&G and maybe a play ....... then I'll allow her to punish me a little bit???!!
LOL YOU want me to use a PUSSY pump on you Gerrie?????? OMW OMW.....
And my thought on the BJ heh, heh, we call it Blowjob cause we make you guys blow a bit of ermmmmm cum????
Mr E and I googled it and also saw some really to the extreme pics....my only thought was how in the world can it be pleasurefull!?!?!
But then yes I guess like with most things in life if used with moderation it could be nice and fun....
Oh Mike, I have to smile at you!!!!!
Of course all PUMPS are weird ,YOU might have forgotten who wrote this forum yeah??? I am one weird lady!!! To some people , a really scary one aswell!!!
There is all kinds of pumps.....
You sorta get the penis pump a pussy pump( that cvers the whole genital area of a lady then you get just a clit pump ,that covers just the clit area and yeah then there is a nipple pump or breast pump.
Okay this is to weird for you people I will have to think of something else then to tantalize you guys into the weird with me...