So what are your good reasons (that you give people or use in private) to turn down a shag?
I won't Shag someone if:
* They turn out to have misrepresented themselves, particularly around their own relationship status.
* They are rude, obnoxious or in anyway derogatory to me or women in general.
* They are actually cheating
* I look at them, and I don't want to shag them
* They are younger than my son or older than my father (a guideline, as yet unbroken)
* They bear resemblance to any male relatives of mine - (super off putting and distracting) - also qualifies in the " I don't want to" category
* they are very inexperienced in swinging/sex, I'm too impatient to teach - besides I've done my fair share already.
* they aren't prepared to be watched :twisted:
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Nuts & bolts: Good reasons to turn down a shag!
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Quote by Pussinboots1
I am now to *OLD* to shag.......
One is never too old my dear . . . . .
LMAO @ SDMR and here you go and answer me with the word *dear*...I though only OLD ladies use that word.....
I disagree actually,one does become to old to shag......the mind would want to, but sometimes the body refuses to play along.
Or else the shag able person sees you *nekid* and then every things sorta just*deflates*...and NO shagging happens.
So what are your good reasons (that you give people or use in private) to give into a shag?
LeeEc will you Shag someone if:
*He of she goes to a farmers market,enjoy organic food and look for kitchen gadgets.
*Only if he does not belong to the same religion as his parents.
*They must have colored and black friends.
*He or she must have a passion for gifted children.
*Should atleast have gone to a wine tasting with a 80's theme party.
*The love for marijuana and Bob Marley.
*Live close to water.
*Listen to black music that black people dont listen to anymore.
*Have a true dislike in Juju and being and expert on other peoples culture.
The thought of "for every dote there is a antidote" went through my mind on typing on Lee give us the tools on how to shag a swinger..... even if you a single or married guy.
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Today is a good day to think of all the devious things I did....:violin:...:swingingchair:----Andre3000
Quote by LeeEC
So what are your good reasons (that you give people or use in private) to turn down a shag?
I won't Shag someone if:
* They turn out to have misrepresented themselves, particularly around their own relationship status.
* They are rude, obnoxious or in anyway derogatory to me or women in general.
* They are actually cheating
* I look at them, and I don't want to shag them
* They are younger than my son or older than my father (a guideline, as yet unbroken)
* They bear resemblance to any male relatives of mine - (super off putting and distracting) - also qualifies in the " I don't want to" category
* they are very inexperienced in swinging/sex, I'm too impatient to teach - besides I've done my fair share already.
* they aren't prepared to be watched :twisted:
Lee, your list looks like our list.
Except for the *younger than our son* thing ;) I don't have age issues when meeting ladies, but the bracket for men is not more than 10 years older than K...
We don't mind meeting with newbies, as we are still relative newbies ourselves when it comes to actual, physical, experiences... as long as we are not expected to *Show anyone the ropes*
That being said, we do prefer meeting people who have a little more experience... but that is hard, as most people with more experience are much older than us, and I have an age issue...
;)
C
Orgasminator
Quote by Andre3000
Huh? Sorry I don't speak dote.
LeeEC...You know why you suck ?.....being my municipal neighbor I give you my first good feeling for the year and look what you did with it.
You better give me a proper answer or I will take of both my shoes and show you my middle toes.
I fail to see the goodwill in mocking someone for no reason. Then again you have deemed it fair to sit it the corner making obscene comments for no other reason than to alienate yourself from this forum, so this unprovoked attack seems par for the course.
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He who learns but does not think, is lost!
He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.
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Quote by playcouple
LOLOLOL @ Andre, if that was a joke as to the list of questions, then i catch it. If there was nothing to catch then, as per Confucius, danger....................
Just out of interest, some of your comments alone would put us off meeting you at all, without looking at your profile.......
Oh, but I would REALLY like to meet with Andre . . . . . . . . . :small-print::small-print:
Quote by LeeEC
Sorry I don't suck strangers. .. or toes.
Lee becarefull what you wish there is no rhyme or no reason for nothing.
LeeEc you are a beautiful woman,but beauty is common.I am not coming onto you.I see you as a rhino/ self fertilizing Comodo are my leader my Obi Whan...and I am your Luke Skywalker...You are the one who is going to give me the sacred scroll on how to shag a swinger...but I have hidden agendas...What I actually wanna learn is how to attract a Le ..le..le ..le...Lesbian.I am sure your list will contain the blue print of attraction.
Here is my promise to you you gave me the blueprint on attraction.I will cover myself in rhino we may start a mating ritual.
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I am still a criminal.
Quote by playcouple
LOLOLOL @ Andre, if that was a joke as to the list of questions, then i catch it. If there was nothing to catch then, as per Confucius, danger....................
Just out of interest, some of your comments alone would put us off meeting you at all, without looking at your profile.......
No Playcouple....The list I made up was just an example of the list of attraction which will be published by LeeEc for all of us.I do believe for every action there is an opposite reaction which keep things in equilibrium if it was not true then we would have been statically indeterminate.
I understand what you sometimes I go on a ram-page then I write it becomes difficult for people to understand dont have to worry about my profile.I dont cross the color line,no offense intended Playcouple.....just a preference.
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I worked hard today in this Eastern Cape sun.....I am tired
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Can I suggest that the powers that be attend to this child again please
Orgasminator
Lol, that's cute Andre.
Might I suggest glasses since my hands are level with shoulders, not above my head.
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