OMW OMW I think people read and understood my posting in the WRONG light, and not with the tongue in the cheek I intended it to be.....
As mentioned it was my *satire`s view,on profiles and my very own profile.
Eish I now have subsequently deleted prevent further unhappiness.
I want to thank the people who read it and made a comment.
Your comments is Always.
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My SATIRE`s VIEW on profiles and swing.
Sexlightened
What a awesome post...job well done! Especially liked the Star Wars reference...we're both big fans. 
Quote by Pussinboots1
I include my very own profile in this satire`s view.
It usually is with enthusiasm that people sign up on a swinger site. It features real people with a real urge to screw strangers.
Or hubbies who want to share their wife,or watch while his wife is being screwed.
Or the ladies wanting to share their hubbies BUT this is by FAR to FEW and in between.(Why I wonder,they wanna get fucked by all that appeals to them, why not allow hubby the same enjoyment?)
The one thing that people soon discover, to no one's surprise, is that there are a lot of single guys out single ladies are also few and far between.
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I mean, you want to meet and Fuck me, but you will not even share a cappuccino with me?
Now come on.
Ps .. Now please note, it is also written with my own profile in mind.
You did it again, milady!
I loved your 3 categories - you've nailed it!A good reality check for me/myself/I
I cracked up with laughter to realise how stooopid I must look ...... to try my luck on a swinger's site!
I posted the following in another topic .... 'So far, I got satisfactory (and quality) results on this site'
My original goal was to join SH for at least a year and I'm actually in the 12th month of my membership - how time flies!
Personally, I can visualise joining as a couple, but ...... to get the spouse to join? (will take a while, or not at all!)
On another note ........ I'm interested in couples that are looking for a male to join them (PIB, talking about a 'few and far between' ....) and if you're out there and not far from my 'dorp' - we can become friends!!
(Low bow and with hand movement)
Quote by Pussinboots1
I include my very own profile in this satire`s view.
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I mean, you want to meet and Fuck me, but you will not even share a cappuccino with me?
Now come on.
Ps .. Now please note, it is also written with my own profile in mind.
PIB, I would love to share a cuppa - I promise, I can keep an intelligent conversation and appreciate a good atmosphere!
Pim
We like you just a pity you are in the the cape. We would really like to meet you one day as every time you say something you tend to hit the nail on the head. You seem to say just what and how we feel. You also give a person new hope to keep on trying to find the right cpl or lady.
One day when we are old enough then we will came to the cape and then we would like to meet you. Meet you as a person and not for sex.
JOY & Rider
Enjoying the ride
Sexpert
It's great reading one of pibs epic posts that I'm sure will cause a lot of "dialog".now as a child of the old days i hate being put into a box and classified but i see pibs logic.i wouldn't say she is entirely wrong in her assessment but i think people tend to lean towards one of the "types" i for example would be 70% nice guy 30% pervert 0%cock. I'm a nice pervert 
although you make the nice guy out to be some sort of the nice guy that morphs into a sex hound be a pervert in disguise .and what about the guy pretending to be a couple.i cant confirm that they are on this site but i strongly suspect there are a I'm wondering where others think i fit in
although you make the nice guy out to be some sort of the nice guy that morphs into a sex hound be a pervert in disguise .and what about the guy pretending to be a couple.i cant confirm that they are on this site but i strongly suspect there are a I'm wondering where others think i fit in @ Localcouple1234 thanks for the comment and *reading it* in the right light.
@ Gerrie2012, I think of you as a are friend already ;-)And I for one do not think of you as *Stoooopid*
@ Joyrider...if you wait to grow any *older* to come to CPT....I will most likely be six feet under and being devoured by worms...
@ Ash. I do not think you fit in any box just as I do not really fit in a box...who does anyway...
Quote by Pussinboots1
OMW OMW I think people read and understood my posting in the WRONG light, and not with the tongue in the cheek I intended it to be.....
As mentioned it was my *satire`s view,on profiles and my very own profile.
Eish I now have subsequently deleted prevent further unhappiness.
I want to thank the people who read it and made a comment.
Your comments is Always.
I still think it was relevant & had good and original comparisons in a very satiric way! Easy to identify!
There was only 2 'single responses' - definitely not from the side of the "endangered species of SH community", but from the overwhelmingly, over populated cave men species in this community!
It's a fact and nothing to be unhappy about.
Mostly the topics on the forum are a consistent reminder that a swinger site is for couples and the rest that follow!
My response was also a "Satire's view on profiles & swing" with my own profile in mind (satiric but true
)! I can read that Ash did the same in his post? Huh, Ash?Let's have a smoke together!
Pim
Now you are killing me. I was getting happy that there is some one that feels the same as we feel. If the people read it wrong and want to get unhappy, so be it. A person can NOT call a glass (the one a person drinks water out of) a container, it is a glass and end of story. According to me you only stated facts and nothing more.
Now i am going to quote what a lady told me one day when i told her i do not like what she is saying.
"BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT"
JOYRIDER
Enjoying every moment of the ride
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Pim
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"BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT"
JOYRIDER
Enjoying every moment of the ride
Hi Joyrider, are you aware of your 'wrong' reference to our favourite forumite, Puss in Boots (PIB)?
I know you can also build a bridge and rectify the "moooostake"? (from new Savannah advert) or do we have another PIM on the fora?
Thx, I need that bridge to cross over!
You all have me so confuculated and damm curious...trying to figure out how to fit starwars into swinging!
Having missed the origenal post is having me guess at what it could have been...but allas is what happens when you skip a day of your daily addiction! 