Do I have to sit here and call out "Ahoy down there" is that really where a mans brain lies? I have a question and I want some serious answers (all those answers may come with tongue in cheek if it so pleases you)
But before the question, a tale why the question is being asked.
One of those things that we all have to do is go shopping, feed the face with the delights of food. Its a mundane job but someone has to do it. So not thrilled to stand in line to pay for something that is unltimately going to get flushed. I eventually get to the check out lady and she looks at me and starts laughing. I tilt my head and ask "Can I join the joke?"
She carries on laughing and asks me if I noticed the gentleman ahead of me. Well I did, he bought tons of chocolate..........hellooooo. What he looked like I have no idea. Her eyes drifted to the man and I looked but he had his back to us walking out of the shop. As she carried on giggling she said to me " Girl he wanted more that to just look at you" Well we both packed out laughing and almost said in unison MEN!
So hence the question........... Do you guys really look at a woman and THINK
1) What a lovely lady?
2) What a brain that lady must have?
3) I must introduce that lady to my wife they would get on sooo well?
4) I could do her right now?
And remember now honesty is the best policy.............the next woman in line might be me!