Honestly, I have a gripe.
How come when men talk to you, they will tell you,"I love eating pussy "
That is one of my criteria, in my profile
I am one of those woman who can only orgasm through oral stimulation.
Every single man I have met up with, wants a bj, sex and when they have done the squirt ... everything is over and they are as happy as pigs in Palestine and I am thinking ... what the fuck: I have just been treated like a whore ...
They don't reciprocate... what is this chauvanistic piggish attitudes?
They will give half attempts of like 30 seconds and use their finger for stimulation or they will say: I love to fuck ... fuck is better than this ... yead dude, for u ... yes, not for me...
Yes, sir a vagina has a aroma to it, even when clean or even when it has been douched.
I have news for you gentleman, guess what .. Your penis has an aroma, even after washing it... it still has a smell you expect me to put my mouth there, suck you, like you want and yet you cannot get yourself to satisfy me?
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BBW
I do agree with you and that there are many men who have no idea when it comes to going down, but to be honest I think its due to two things 1 porn oh yes there is not much that shows woman being eaten unless its lesbian, 2 when us gals were younger not something we made or asked our men to do until we discovered the pleasure later and its not always easy to teach a new partner how to do it.
Just my humble opinion
mwahs
I agree men profess to be EXCEPTIONAL and VERY GOOD and usually they say they LOVE to muff....
but only until they have had their pleasure....sooooooo
My usual rule for that is........No pleasure for them UNTILL they proved they were talking the truth....
@bbw follow **my rule** then, I am sure they will comply!!
Same goes for ladies as for men when oral play comes in effect..
We must remember anyone who smokes has genitals that taste bitter.
Drinking coffee or tea before play also leaves anyone with a bad taste.
Cleanliness is a MUST for anyone.
Men/woman can also use a mouth damn or something (like cling wrap ) to prevent STD`s that is in hiding...
Orgasminator
What about us guys who enjoy it but aren't that skilled?
imho
I've never been with a bbw before, now my wife is not skinny at all, and I love to go down on her. she tastes so divine, differently from any other women. I have muffed a few girls in this here lifestyle, and for me it truly is a massive turn on to see her in excitement. had a few girls squirted in my mouth as well. my minds works as follows: if I muff you so gentle or hard that you actually cum, I know that my bj from you will be out of this world.
if it smells bad, I wont touch it, luckily I never had that.... so what im thinking from a guys point of view,,, he is only here to get laid, nothing else, and he will tell you anything just to get into your panties.
Orgasminator
Quote by LeeEC
Oh ladies - why not say...
"Oh you love to muff? Well we will meet socially - and if I like what I see, you will get a place in my day of 'interviews'...
best licker wins a BJ & a playdate!!"
:twisted:
All the interviews I give, we have a competency test before...:lol:
I volunteer as tribute
Warming the Bed
I honestly love going down on ladys. Especialy bbw. Just love it when the orgasm hit and the ladys bodys react with sqearms en contract and spasm as I eat that pussy till the wave after wave after wave hits u. For me there is nothIng better then to see a lady laying there out of breath exhausted hot and sweaty with a big smile of satisfaction
Sexlightened
I also love giving oral but have met a few woman who have a pungeont aroma down there.
Quote by bbw
Honestly, I have a gripe.
How come when men talk to you, they will tell you,"I love eating pussy "
That is one of my criteria, in my profile
I am one of those woman who can only orgasm through oral stimulation.
Every single man I have met up with, wants a bj, sex and when they have done the squirt ... everything is over and they are as happy as pigs in Palestine and I am thinking ... what the fuck: I have just been treated like a whore ...
They don't reciprocate... what is this chauvanistic piggish attitudes?
They will give half attempts of like 30 seconds and use their finger for stimulation or they will say: I love to fuck ... fuck is better than this ... yead dude, for u ... yes, not for me...
Yes, sir a vagina has a aroma to it, even when clean or even when it has been douched.
I have news for you gentleman, guess what .. Your penis has an aroma, even after washing it... it still has a smell you expect me to put my mouth there, suck you, like you want and yet you cannot get yourself to satisfy me?
I take not of this serious concern, but I also have another spin to this. I prefer eating good food above fucking, but finding partners whom I can eat and drink for hours on end is hard. Maybe you are different? Come on ladies, nice clean waxed, smooth and the patience to allow me to finish before I do other things.
I can't speak for all or even any man except myself, but I for one absolutely love going down on a woman. It genuinely is the biggest turn on for me. I love the scent, and although I've only been with about 6 ladies in my time, I've never been with one that didn't smell divine. No two exactly alike either. I've always suspected a "bad smell" indicates a medical problem. I love the look of a vulva in all their shapes and sizes (and unlike most people on this site, I love them naturally hairy and not baby smooth). I love the taste and the feel of all the juicy bits in my mouth, the ultimate turn-on! And I adore the feeling of gently sucking on my wife's clitoris while also stimulating it with my tongue (and sometimes perhaps clumsily trying to use my fingers too in other areas - unless they're stimulating her nipples). I love pleasuring a lady (or for the past 11 years, specifically 1 lady) in this way and making her squirm until she eventually pushes me away unable to take any more. I've always been happy to give and not receive in return (although I have never been denied), and would happily do this several times a day if my wife desired (and if time permitted)... And I've always done it first without my partner having to ask, never because of what I wanted in return and I've never stopped until she has wanted me to. At one time I used to fantasize about being an oral only call-guy, but alas that fantasy was never realised.
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Honestly, I have a gripe.
How come when men talk to you, they will tell you,"I love eating pussy "
That is one of my criteria, in my profile
I am one of those woman who can only orgasm through oral stimulation.
Every single man I have met up with, wants a bj, sex and when they have done the squirt ... everything is over and they are as happy as pigs in Palestine and I am thinking ... what the fuck: I have just been treated like a whore ...
They don't reciprocate... what is this chauvanistic piggish attitudes?
They will give half attempts of like 30 seconds and use their finger for stimulation or they will say: I love to fuck ... fuck is better than this ... yead dude, for u ... yes, not for me...
Yes, sir a vagina has a aroma to it, even when clean or even when it has been douched.
I have news for you gentleman, guess what .. Your penis has an aroma, even after washing it... it still has a smell you expect me to put my mouth there, suck you, like you want and yet you cannot get yourself to satisfy me?
hi there to all,
i am a married man and when we look for a cpl the first thing i ask the guy of the cpl is how long do you take before you cum and can you give a good muff. and the male always says he is good and the wife confirms it. but when it comes to play with my wife the guy does a half a job and if he last about 10min before he cums it is long. now because the lady says her hubby is good i then make sure i do a real good job. and to do a real good job it takes about 90 min. by that time my wife and the guy sits like piet snot waiting. and then my wife feels she got the short end of the stick, which is not fair
so now what i am going to do the next time round when we meet the cpl i ask the lady is she bi or is she intreasted in bi. the reason for this is the next time if i am still going then my wife can join us and i can please both women at the same time.
i hope that will help my wife so she dont feel she got the short end of the stick
So I've read the rant and the comments and just couldn't keep quiet. Yes I agree one hundred percent, lots of men claim to be good at muffing but are not. I can attest to that fact. At the same time I'm so glad to know the few men who hve responded seem to know what they doing. But here's the thing..... All women are different in how they reach their climax. And in this lifestyle of sometimes only being with a particular woman once, guys shud ask and be sensitive to the women's needs. And at the same time women in this lifestyle shouldn't be afraid of speaking up and saying when it's not working. I for one take a while to climax and I'm so envious of women that get there faster than I do. So I need lots of attention. Maybe we ladies shud start another topic on this forum were we tell men how we want to be muffed. I'd love to tell men the how to of making a lady climax. Only the clit and the gspot that needs to be stimulated, so it sounds real simple, but its the technique that's important. And there lots of men fail and we girls go home with a sore vagina or an unsatisfied one. So what's a girl to do.....
Dump him and try another? Or teach him how you want to be pleased....?
I say teach him 
Quote by Plumlicious
So I've read the rant and the comments and just couldn't keep quiet. Yes I agree one hundred percent, lots of men claim to be good at muffing but are not. I can attest to that fact. At the same time I'm so glad to know the few men who hve responded seem to know what they doing. But here's the thing..... All women are different in how they reach their climax. And in this lifestyle of sometimes only being with a particular woman once, guys shud ask and be sensitive to the women's needs. And at the same time women in this lifestyle shouldn't be afraid of speaking up and saying when it's not working. I for one take a while to climax and I'm so envious of women that get there faster than I do. So I need lots of attention. Maybe we ladies shud start another topic on this forum were we tell men how we want to be muffed. I'd love to tell men the how to of making a lady climax. Only the clit and the gspot that needs to be stimulated, so it sounds real simple, but its the technique that's important. And there lots of men fail and we girls go home with a sore vagina or an unsatisfied one. So what's a girl to do.....
Dump him and try another? Or teach him how you want to be pleased....?
I say teach him
Well said
So, I like what Plumlicious said about all women being different. I think sometimes certain guys may think they're experts on cunnilingus but you find that they were just very good at that partner of theirs. I think this can be the same with women and giving a guy oral sometimes, they may think that it's good but it can end in too much teeth not enough - whatever else that guy likes. I guess people are different, but I won't shy away from the fact that (to me) reaching the female orgasm takes a bit more work ( ofcourse not all women too). Basically bottom line, just to repeat what has been said already, I think being able to follow a woman's lead / direction/ sound is most probably what makes a guy good at eating her out.
I think it's one of three things, guys who say they are good at muffing, either - really believe they are good because they're good with their spouse or maybe just want to get laid so they'll say anything, or they have been good with multiple women because they're are able to listen and adapt to the woman they are eating out.
Anyway, going down on a woman is one of the sexiest things, her squirming at the edge of your lips and tongue.
Warming the Bed
Quote by bbw
Honestly, I have a gripe.
How come when men talk to you, they will tell you,"I love eating pussy "
That is one of my criteria, in my profile
I am one of those woman who can only orgasm through oral stimulation.
Every single man I have met up with, wants a bj, sex and when they have done the squirt ... everything is over and they are as happy as pigs in Palestine and I am thinking ... what the fuck: I have just been treated like a whore ...
They don't reciprocate... what is this chauvanistic piggish attitudes?
They will give half attempts of like 30 seconds and use their finger for stimulation or they will say: I love to fuck ... fuck is better than this ... yead dude, for u ... yes, not for me...
Yes, sir a vagina has a aroma to it, even when clean or even when it has been douched.
I have news for you gentleman, guess what .. Your penis has an aroma, even after washing it... it still has a smell you expect me to put my mouth there, suck you, like you want and yet you cannot get yourself to satisfy me?
Just saying that I really enjoying going down on a lady and frankly if she climaxes on my tongue it just makes it so much better for me when I get to climax afterwards.
Just like letting a lady walk first, so too should you let her reach her orgasm first :P ..... sticking out my tongue because it is relevant to this post.
Forum Virgin
Quote by LeeEC
Oh ladies - why not say...
"Oh you love to muff? Well we will meet socially - and if I like what I see, you will get a place in my day of 'interviews'...
best licker wins a BJ & a playdate!!"
:twisted:
All the interviews I give, we have a competency test before...
love the idea. I love to muff and know im good at it. How and when can i prove this to the ladies. Up for your testing anytime
Forum Virgin
Good principle to live by! "Woman First"
Just saying that I really enjoying going down on a lady and frankly if she climaxes on my tongue it just makes it so much better for me when I get to climax afterwards.
Just like letting a lady walk first, so too should you let her reach her orgasm first :P ..... sticking out my tongue because it is relevant to this post.
Quote by mymail069
Honestly, I have a gripe.
How come when men talk to you, they will tell you,"I love eating pussy "
That is one of my criteria, in my profile
I am one of those woman who can only orgasm through oral stimulation.
Every single man I have met up with, wants a bj, sex and when they have done the squirt ... everything is over and they are as happy as pigs in Palestine and I am thinking ... what the fuck: I have just been treated like a whore ...
They don't reciprocate... what is this chauvanistic piggish attitudes?
They will give half attempts of like 30 seconds and use their finger for stimulation or they will say: I love to fuck ... fuck is better than this ... yead dude, for u ... yes, not for me...
Yes, sir a vagina has a aroma to it, even when clean or even when it has been douched.
I have news for you gentleman, guess what .. Your penis has an aroma, even after washing it... it still has a smell you expect me to put my mouth there, suck you, like you want and yet you cannot get yourself to satisfy me?
Just saying that I really enjoying going down on a lady and frankly if she climaxes on my tongue it just makes it so much better for me when I get to climax afterwards.
Just like letting a lady walk first, so too should you let her reach her orgasm first :P ..... sticking out my tongue because it is relevant to this post.
Firstly, the is a book by Dr Ian Kerner, called She Comes First. Guys: read it... Seriously.
I love to give oral pleasure.
I love the sense of power, slowly bringing her to the edge, time and time again, until finally, I relent and let her cum.
I love the taste. I love the aroma. I love the texture. I love the way her body moves and she unconsciously starts grinding against my face. I love the groans and the panting.
My ego is boosted by being able to draw out and maximise (and yes Control) her pleasure.
I insist on making her orgasm first. It keeps me motivated. Men have difficulty to focus right after orgasm. It's hard wired into our way of mating.
I want to be remembered fondly, not as just another guy, because face it guys, we have this Wombat stigma associated to us: Eats, shoots and leaves.(check it out, it's a funny Aussie saying)
I don't profess to be an expert, but to my wife I am the King of Muff. I appreciate that everyone is DEFINITELY different in taste, smell and what does it for them.
To those that feel they don't have the skill, and even those who feel they do: have the the humility to ask, the patience to put in the time and effort, the confidence in yourself and the determination to practice, practice, practice. You'd be amazed how much stamina your tongue can build.
If you don't get it right this time(and I mean after at least 45 minutes), then maybe the next time. Don't insist on getting your pleasure. First try to pleasure her in some other way.
Ladies, no matter how charming a guy is, or how cute, or how big; If he's a selfish lover, a mechanical friend will leave you feeling more satisfied and not cheated. No sex is better than bad sex.
Have the courage to put your pleasure first, the generosity to give back, the patience to guide and the wisdom to see though selfish people.
There are true cunnilingus aficionados out there. Those are the ones you're looking for.
Good luck peeps and happy muffing
