This weekend, I read that masturbation counts as a Cardio workout.
Armed with this information, and the knowledge that I never have to work out ever.
I'm trying to decide what to do with my newly reclaimed hour/hour-and-a-half (every nap-time that I was spending *working out*)
Here's a list of ten things I'm considering:
1. Really start bedding more of these Swing Heaven men who is trying to get in my pants.
2. Find NSA lovers to drag to Indeed More weight loss this way!
3. I haven't given myself a pedicure in AGES.
Seriously, I can't remember the last time I painted my toenails, and they used to be painted by default. Always. Time for my toes to be Sexy PIB1 Babe-worthy I think.
4. Start a business.
That means I have to think of a business that only needs work for an hour a day.
I could start a business like a one-hour BDSM play session that only has one client,with lots of money.
Or a one-hour laundromat that only takes one load each day. (I can sit on the vibrating and working machines!)
Genius?? Yeah I am!!!!
5. Learn to sing the ABC's backward.
This would impress the hell outta my parrot.(You think??)
6. Actually vacuum the room carpets.
Which I've only done about three times since we got the house cleaners the past few years.
My girlfriend does most of the cooking,vacuuming, dishes and laundry ...well 99% of the time, that's after I have done my 1% contribution to the housekeeping , by just Waking up!!
I love this arrangement. *Living Like a pig in a mud bath* as my Mom used to say.
7. Pick up another language.
Why is it that French is called the language of love, when yes! Yes! Yes! Is oui! Oui! Oui!?
Doesn`t that sound ridiculous and not sexy at all to anyone else, but me?
It sure does Sounds sorta like a pig in high fever/or an orgasm!!!
8. Start a new fashion trend.
I don't think I really gave jeans as pajama` a fair chance.
Am I cool enough to make this trend *cool* with these thunder thighs? (Note to self: must sit and meditate and ponder personal level of coolness as it pertains to trend-setting.)
9. Do the dishes? Nah.
Still insist on buying a dishwasher but GF says NO most certainly NOOOOOOO!
10. Work out. WAIT WAIT........ NO NOooooo. This writing was the whole point of that!!!!
Crap. I clearly need to diversify my interests more.
The conclusion to my musings...
Do you have an exercise routine?
Do you think you'll drop your exercise routine since masturbating/sex is technically a full cardio-workout ?
If so.
What are you going to do with all this free time,if you going to stop working out cause you have so much masturbation sessions?
Got any suggestions for me?
AT LEAST give me any emoticon commend after reading this!!!!
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Sexpert
They asked me how many times do you exercise in a week .now that I know I'm getting cardio its now 14 times a
PiB, I think your ideas 1 and 2 listed above have GREAT merit, and should be followed up on with immediate effect! 
And all the guys in the greater Cape Town area would agree!!!!!
I'm sure the carpets don't need further attention, and French is seriously over-rated! And why on earth are you wearing pyjamas?!!
Whatever you do, just enjoy it, be safe, and take care!
And all the guys in the greater Cape Town area would agree!!!!!
I'm sure the carpets don't need further attention, and French is seriously over-rated! And why on earth are you wearing pyjamas?!!
Whatever you do, just enjoy it, be safe, and take care! 
Master of Sex
I do stretches(mixed yoga and pilates) and self weight training at home atleast 5times a week. Have lost a lot of weight but that's including changing eating patterns etc. Also sex lol hectic, marathon, goes on for hours sex. Where your legs and arms hurt for a few days after. Love that feeling. No wonder my hearts healthy lol
Kitty as said before, anyone who does real workouts are my heroes as I really lie in bed and do a mental *body* work out before getting up!!! Just doing that, already tires me, and makes my heart go bouncy bounce.
As for the rest of you peeps...
How disappointing it is to see NO smiles and NO comments!!!
