Here is a quiz I got off the Internet( I am not that intelligent or a know all busy body,even If I appear so to some people).
So DO NOT go and cheat and read the answers.
Just give your answers...and I will post the correct answers later.
And we can all smile.
I will tell you guys later how many I got right....
1 According to research on masturbation...
A) Single people masturbate more than people in relationships.
B) Single people masturbate less than people in relationships.
C) Single people and people in relationships masturbate about the same amount.
Answer;- C
There hasn't been a lot of research on this, but looking at survey research starting in the 1970s, people in relationships don't masturbate significantly less than single people.
2 True or False: All organized religions condemn masturbation.
A) True
B) False
Answer;- B
While you probably won't find many pro-masturbation sermons, there are several religions that consider masturbation acceptable even if they don't outright support it
3 What is the longest amount of time a participant in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon has masturbated to raise money for a cause?
A) 2 hours
B) 6.5 hours
C) 8.5 hours
D) 18 hours
Answer;- C
One dedicated (and liberally lubricated) soul did indeed clock 8.5 hours during the annual fundraiser organized by the Center for Sex and Culture.
4 Which American actress has been in two masturbation scenes in mainstream movies?
A) Joan Allen
B) Maggie Gyllenhaal
C) Angelina Jolie
D) Natasha Lyonne
E) Naomi Watts
Answer;- D
Natasha Lyonne whose funny and sensitive portrayals in 'But I'm a Cheerleader' and 'The Slums of Beverly Hills' brought masturbation to the silver screen twice in a ten-year period.
5 Who said, 'The subject of masturbation is inexhaustible.'
A) Sigmund Freud
B) Woody Allen
C) Mae West
D) Betty Dodson
E) Alfred Kinsey
Answer;- A
While the other notable masturbation thinkers all have much to say on the subject, it was the relatively sober Sigmund Freud who wrote these words. If they are indeed true, it's ironic that there are so few books about masturbation and it continues to be a subject to speak of in public.
6 What is the technical definition of chronic masturbation?
A) Masturbating more than 6 times per day.
B) There is no medical definition of chronic masturbation.
C) Masturbating more than 50 times per week.
D) Defining masturbation as the number one priority in your life.
Answer;- B.
There is no specific diagnosis or definition for chronic masturbation, so there is no simple test to take to figure out if you're masturbating too much. In the vast majority of situations, masturbation is completely healthy and concerns about chronic masturbation are unwarranted (and more related to guilt than anything else). But for some people, the amount they are masturbating causes significant distress, and in those cases the behavior could be considered to be chronic masturbation.
7 What percentage of people who are married tell their partners that they masturbate?
A) More than 30 percent
B) Less than 30 percent
C) 30 percent
Answer;- B
In the only small study of married couples to look at communication about masturbation, fewer than 30% of people told their partner they masturbated. While some research suggests that people don't masturbate less in relationships, it's clear that they don't talk about it with their partners, which is too bad, because talking about masturbation is another great opportunity to talk about your sexual preferences with a partner
8 True or False: Masturbation is the most commonly engaged in sexual behavior in the world.
A) True
B) False
Answer;- A
By almost all estimates based on survey research conducted over the past fifty years, more people have engaged in or currently engage in masturbation than in any other sexual activity. I haven't seen it worked out mathematically, but it's a safe bet to say that every second of the day someone, somewhere, is masturbating. And think about this - as long as they are, they aren't causing harm or trouble for anyone (well, unless they're doing in public, or 'forget' to close their blinds…but you get the idea).
9 What was former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elder fired for saying about masturbation in 1994?
A) That masturbation should be a required part of sex education curriculum.
B) That masturbation is part of human sexual expression and perhaps should be taught in schools.
C) That teenagers should be encouraged to masturbate to better understand their own sexuality.
D) That masturbation is an appropriate substitute for sex with a partner.
Answer;- B
It should be remembered that Dr. Elder did not suggest that masturbation had to be taught, or even ought to be taught, but that it was worth considering teaching about it, that it's something educators should be thinking about. For this President Bill Clinton fired her.
10 True or False: If you use a vibrator during masturbation it's harder to orgasm with a partner.
A) True
B) False
Answer;- B
It is true that some people find it easier to orgasm with a vibrator, and use vibrators as part of masturbation, but it's also true that you can use a vibrator with a partner during sex, and that doing one does not exclude the other. People can get used to a certain strength of stimulation, but all they need to do is mix it up (drop the vibe for a while) and they will be able to orgasm in other ways. There is no proof that sensitivity is harmed by vibrators or that one can become 'addicted' to a vibrator.
11 What popular commercial food product was originally developed to prevent young boys from masturbating?
A) Cheese Whiz
B) Twinkies
C) Quaker Oatmeal
D) Bologna
E) Corn Flakes
Answer;- E
Starting in the late 1800s, many attempts were made to develop a preventative treatment for adolescent masturbation, and Kellogg's Corn Flakes was among the most famous - along with Graham Crackers. Based on the staying power of both Corn Flakes and adolescent masturbation, I'm guessing it didn't work so well.
12 Which of the following titles is a published book about masturbation?
A) My Lover, Myself
B) Love the One You`re With
C) My Endless Love
D) I Am My Lover
E) The Best I Ever Had
Answer D)
I Am My Lover
13 True or False: The more you masturbate the less you need to have sex with a partner.
A) True
B) False
Answer ;- B
First off, masturbation isn't a substitute for sex with partners, it's something entirely different. And while there hasn't been much research in this area, one survey found that people in relationships who masturbate have sex with their partners more frequently than those who are in relationships and masturbate less
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Masturbation CHALLENGE.
Orgasminator
1 According to research on masturbation...
A) Single people masturbate more than people in relationships
2 True or False: All organized religions condemn masturbation.
B) False
3 What is the longest amount of time a participant in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon has masturbated to raise money for a cause?
C) 8.5 hours
4 Which American actress has been in two masturbation scenes in mainstream movies?
B) Maggie Gyllenhaal
5 Who said, 'The subject of masturbation is inexhaustible.'
E) Alfred Kinsey
6 What is the technical definition of chronic masturbation?
A) Masturbating more than 6 times per day.
7 What percentage of people who are married tell their partners that they masturbate?
B) Less than 30 percent
8 True or False: Masturbation is the most commonly engaged in sexual behavior in the world.
A) True
9 What was former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elder fired for saying about masturbation in 1994?
C) That teenagers should be encouraged to masturbate to better understand their own sexuality.
10 True or False: If you use a vibrator during masturbation it's harder to orgasm with a partner.
B) False
11 What popular commercial food product was originally developed to prevent young boys from masturbating?
C) Quaker Oatmeal
12 Which of the following titles is a published book about masturbation?
D) I Am My Lover
13 True or False: The more you masturbate the less you need to have sex with a partner.
B) False
Here are my answers. What do I get if I win? 
1 According to research on masturbation...
C) Single people and people in relationships masturbate about the same amount.
2 True or False: All organized religions condemn masturbation.
B) False
3 What is the longest amount of time a participant in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon has masturbated to raise money for a cause?
C) 8.5 hours
4 Which American actress has been in two masturbation scenes in mainstream movies?
B) Maggie Gyllenhaal
5 Who said, 'The subject of masturbation is inexhaustible.'
C) Mae West
6 What is the technical definition of chronic masturbation?
C) Masturbating more than 50 times per week.
7 What percentage of people who are married tell their partners that they masturbate?
B) Less than 30 percent
8 True or False: Masturbation is the most commonly engaged in sexual behavior in the world.
A) True
9 What was former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elder fired for saying about masturbation in 1994?
D) That masturbation is an appropriate substitute for sex with a partner.
10 True or False: If you use a vibrator during masturbation it's harder to orgasm with a partner.
B) False
11 What popular commercial food product was originally developed to prevent young boys from masturbating?
E) Corn Flakes
12 Which of the following titles is a published book about masturbation?
A) My Lover, Myself
13 True or False: The more you masturbate the less you need to have sex with a partner.
B) False
1 According to research on masturbation...
C) Single people and people in relationships masturbate about the same amount.
2 True or False: All organized religions condemn masturbation.
B) False
3 What is the longest amount of time a participant in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon has masturbated to raise money for a cause?
C) 8.5 hours
4 Which American actress has been in two masturbation scenes in mainstream movies?
B) Maggie Gyllenhaal
5 Who said, 'The subject of masturbation is inexhaustible.'
C) Mae West
6 What is the technical definition of chronic masturbation?
C) Masturbating more than 50 times per week.
7 What percentage of people who are married tell their partners that they masturbate?
B) Less than 30 percent
8 True or False: Masturbation is the most commonly engaged in sexual behavior in the world.
A) True
9 What was former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elder fired for saying about masturbation in 1994?
D) That masturbation is an appropriate substitute for sex with a partner.
10 True or False: If you use a vibrator during masturbation it's harder to orgasm with a partner.
B) False
11 What popular commercial food product was originally developed to prevent young boys from masturbating?
E) Corn Flakes
12 Which of the following titles is a published book about masturbation?
A) My Lover, Myself
13 True or False: The more you masturbate the less you need to have sex with a partner.
B) False 1 According to research on masturbation...
A) Single people masturbate more than people in relationships.
2 True or False: All organized religions condemn masturbation.
B) False
3 What is the longest amount of time a participant in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon has masturbated to raise money for a cause?
D) 18 hours
4 Which American actress has been in two masturbation scenes in mainstream movies?
C) Angelina Jolie
5 Who said, 'The subject of masturbation is inexhaustible.'
B) Woody Allen
6 What is the technical definition of chronic masturbation?
B) There is no medical definition of chronic masturbation.
7 What percentage of people who are married tell their partners that they masturbate?
B) Less than 30 percent
8 True or False: Masturbation is the most commonly engaged in sexual behavior in the world.
A) True
9 What was former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elder fired for saying about masturbation in 1994?
C) That teenagers should be encouraged to masturbate to better understand their own sexuality.
10 True or False: If you use a vibrator during masturbation it's harder to orgasm with a partner.
A) True
11 What popular commercial food product was originally developed to prevent young boys from masturbating?
E) Corn Flakes
12 Which of the following titles is a published book about masturbation?
B) Love the One You`re With
13 True or False: The more you masturbate the less you need to have sex with a partner.
B) False
1 According to research on masturbation...
C) Single people and people in relationships masturbate about the same amount.
2 True or False: All organized religions condemn masturbation.
B) False (mine doesn't)
3 What is the longest amount of time a participant in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon has masturbated to raise money for a cause?
C) 8.5 hours
4 Which American actress has been in two masturbation scenes in mainstream movies?
D) Natasha Lyonne
5 Who said, 'The subject of masturbation is inexhaustible.'
A) Sigmund Freud
6 What is the technical definition of chronic masturbation?
B) There is no medical definition of chronic masturbation.
7 What percentage of people who are married tell their partners that they masturbate?
B) Less than 30 percent
8 True or False: Masturbation is the most commonly engaged in sexual behavior in the world.
A) True
9 What was former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elder fired for saying about masturbation in 1994?
B) That masturbation is part of human sexual expression and perhaps should be taught in schools.
10 True or False: If you use a vibrator during masturbation it's harder to orgasm with a partner.
B) False
11 What popular commercial food product was originally developed to prevent young boys from masturbating?
E) Corn Flakes
12 Which of the following titles is a published book about masturbation?
D) I Am My Lover
13 True or False: The more you masturbate the less you need to have sex with a partner.
B) False
Sex God
1 According to research on masturbation...
C) Single people and people in relationships masturbate about the same amount.
2 True or False: All organized religions condemn masturbation.
B) False
3 What is the longest amount of time a participant in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon has masturbated to raise money for a cause?
D) 18 hours
4 Which American actress has been in two masturbation scenes in mainstream movies?
A) Joan Allen (woody Allen?)
5 Who said, 'The subject of masturbation is inexhaustible.'
B) Woody Allen
6 What is the technical definition of chronic masturbation?
A) Masturbating more than 6 times per day.
7 What percentage of people who are married tell their partners that they masturbate?
B) Less than 30 percent
8 True or False: Masturbation is the most commonly engaged in sexual behavior in the world.
A) True
9 What was former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elder fired for saying about masturbation in 1994?
A) That masturbation should be a required part of sex education curriculum.
10 True or False: If you use a vibrator during masturbation it's harder to orgasm with a partner.
A) True
11 What popular commercial food product was originally developed to prevent young boys from masturbating?
???? pussy????
12 Which of the following titles is a published book about masturbation?
E) The Best I Ever Had
13 True or False: The more you masturbate the less you need to have sex with a partner.
B) False
C) Single people and people in relationships masturbate about the same amount.
2 True or False: All organized religions condemn masturbation.
B) False
3 What is the longest amount of time a participant in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon has masturbated to raise money for a cause?
D) 18 hours
4 Which American actress has been in two masturbation scenes in mainstream movies?
A) Joan Allen (woody Allen?)
5 Who said, 'The subject of masturbation is inexhaustible.'
B) Woody Allen
6 What is the technical definition of chronic masturbation?
A) Masturbating more than 6 times per day.
7 What percentage of people who are married tell their partners that they masturbate?
B) Less than 30 percent
8 True or False: Masturbation is the most commonly engaged in sexual behavior in the world.
A) True
9 What was former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elder fired for saying about masturbation in 1994?
A) That masturbation should be a required part of sex education curriculum.
10 True or False: If you use a vibrator during masturbation it's harder to orgasm with a partner.
A) True
11 What popular commercial food product was originally developed to prevent young boys from masturbating?
???? pussy????
12 Which of the following titles is a published book about masturbation?
E) The Best I Ever Had
13 True or False: The more you masturbate the less you need to have sex with a partner.
B) False
Orgasminator
My Score %
Sex God
38% . . . .apparently I'm a wanker in attitude only . . . . 
Sexpert
I was going to do the quizz , but i decided to rub one out...true story 
Now that would be a very interesting thing to view, to sit and watch and time and measure ,each contestants performance...maybe have a panel of judges!!!
BUT it means a gathering of likely people to participate......or would a webcam dare work.....and will the people cheat??? with a little squirter bottle concealed in their hands to *squirt* when the time is right...LIKE in some porn movies???
ME, I would loose before even starting...still no squirter, do not have that little magical *button*or it has dried up,while I regrew my hymen.
