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I started masturbating from age 5....my first experience was lying under a running tap (legs spread wide open)in the bath while the water fell on my genitals....and still today water stimulation is the very best kind of masturbation for me. That includes using toys like vibrators and dildo`s. Those hand held shower pulsating , shower heads ,are the very, very best. Oh yeah nearly forgot to mention... I stopped masturbating after my Mom found me and gave me a hiding I did not forget!!! I know some ladies *ride* their pillows or something else maybe rubbing their pussies over and over.... That is really not my style. Some enjoy using their own hands and fingers to play and sure that is nice in a way... Some likes using toys and since the toys have REALLY become life size and vibrates and pulsates at different speeds...man, toys are GREAT. Some dildo`s can *stick* to things and you can sort of *ride* them either in your vagina or anus,leaving your hands free to hold a vibrating egg to your clit or play with your own boobs, heck you can do anything your little heart desires to *get off* You even get double dildo`s to simulate double penetration and BOTH shafts rotates and moves, so you need not even move yourself in a cowgirl motion or doggie-style motion while playing with your other parts to get *off* big time. Now I am not talking sex machines here,I do not have any so do not know how nice they are...I only see them advertised then I drool and wish I could have one...(so anyone want to buy me one , please feel free to do so) Men on the other hand likes to pull on their shafts and rubbing their penis head and have a pumping motion that gets them off.... Now, I wonder How many MEN knows there are really a LOT of ways to masturbate. Yeah, you can use a blow-up dol...a pocket pussy... And fruits and all sorts of things to stick your penis in. But how do you masturbate??? Who is going tobe brave and tell us how YOU personally masturbate.(ladies comments more than welcome as well) Then only will I give a few ideas you guys can try that I know about, what is inexpensive but really really *hot* on how to masturbate, so it is not always the same old same old. Soooooo please do share.
this one has to be good . . . . . .
Pib dankie vir jou eerste forum ek sal graag wil vertel en sy kan dit ongelukkig nie self vertel nie want is nie meer met ons nie. In ons middel getroude jare het ons 'n Jacuzzi in die huis gehad en my vrou het uitgevind as jy die jacuzzi se opening almal toe maak en die een by die bed ooplos en sy le op haar rug. Jy sit die borrels en die pomp op volsterkte en le met haar pussy reg voor die opening kon sy die asemrowenste orgasmes kry. Sy was redelik in beheer met die sterkte wat die stroom borrel en spuit want dit het 'n maklik beheerbare verstel knop gehad. Ek sal graag meer van jou wil hoor oor mans mastrubasie want mense bespreek gemaklik vrou tegnieke maar glo as dit by mans kom is die man skeef.
I go commando sometimes n wear my tightish jeans when im feeling giddy and i sit down n move my ass slowly it feels goooooood lol in company or public or not lol shhhh.
I use the shower head on "pulse" to stimulate my nipples while I play with myself.
Well this one is not for me. Because when I was much younger my oupa told me if I play too much with my tool, hair would start to grow in my palms. lol And the other reason is been married and having sex 5 to 6 times a week. It dont give me much time to play with my wire:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Joyrider Married life is great :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Well this one is not for me. Because when I was much younger my oupa told me if I play too much with my tool, hair would start to grow in my palms. lol And the other reason is been married and having sex 5 to 6 times a week. It dont give me much time to play with my wire:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Joyrider
Married life is great :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hehehehehehe! Whom of you or Joy have hairs growing on their hands today? :twisted:
Of course when that story was told and everybody that knew the story waited to see if the unsuspected (and guilty ...!) guy quickly looked at his hands!!!!
I for one 'sommer' have green hair growing on my hands!! Still using the "five tackle one" strategy! ..... but (absolutely!) prefers a pair of feline, soft hands and warm wet lips to do it!
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Well this one is not for me. Because when I was much younger my oupa told me if I play too much with my tool, hair would start to grow in my palms. lol And the other reason is been married and having sex 5 to 6 times a week. It dont give me much time to play with my wire:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Joyrider
Married life is great :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hehehehehehe! Whom of you or Joy have hairs growing on their hands today? :twisted:
Of course when that story was told and everybody that knew the story waited to see if the unsuspected (and guilty ...!) guy quickly looked at his hands!!!!
I for one 'sommer' have green hair growing on my hands!! Still using the "five tackle one" strategy! ..... but (absolutely!) prefers a pair of feline, soft hands and warm wet lips to do it!
agreed, taking matters into ones own hands is one thing . . but when a lady and a bottle of oil takes matters into her hands . . . . .
Only a few people who were so far brave enough to admit to masturbating. I just knew you guys would not own up to masturbating ....... would not let us ladies and other men know you are normal.... now can you???? I think,Anyone who says they NEVER masturbate is not telling the truth......so Joyrider, I think you are not truthful with us....YOU never stand in a shower and soap your self to completion?? Even after some hot steamy sex??? or rub yourself when you think no one is watching when you see a sexy lady...hands in your pocket when you do that???Maybe not to completion but I am sure you do give your penis a rub now and again.... Of course not one of us will masturbate if we can have someone else take care of things......but sometimes self loves is needed to just bring yourself back in contact with your own body. Now on to the *green hands and hair* *making big eyes at you guys!!!* NOW you have me wondering if I am growing a mustache due to too many cunnilingus???? Sheesh I better stop that practice and let My GF wonder why I do not want to go down anymore............
Ok here I go. When I was young, about 7 or so I used my hands. When I went to boarding school ( boys only ) the thing was to cut a hole in the sponge matress and stimulate yourself like that. I have used jacuzzis where the bubbles rub against your balls and shaft and gives a very stimulating feeling. I have also used the shower stream where you take the shower head off and while you mastrubating you let the stream of water hit your head. As I am uncut the water fills between the head and foreskin. Awesome feeling.
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Now on to the *green hands and hair*
*making big eyes at you guys!!!* NOW you have me wondering if I am growing a mustache due to too many cunnilingus????
Sheesh I better stop that practice and let My GF wonder why I do not want to go down anymore............

Good morning PIB! and ye'all!
Not sure if you know the "hands & hair story" - but here goes - At boarding school the prefects had to do regular room inspections for general tidiness, etc. The juniors (I went through the same as a junior) went through a period where we had to help and intro them into boarding school routine. With the first gathering we always 'warn' them that if you dare to masturbate green hair will grow on your hands (similar to the story Joyrider heard from his granddad - now I know why Rider doesn't masturbate!!). Then of course we see about all of them looking at their hands!!!
@ Georgeous I heard about that *hole* in the mattress idea!!!!......great intervention!!! Okay now Georgous has mention the one masturbation technique I wanted to share.... If you have a foreskin it works wonders. kneel on the bathtub near the taps, hopefully you have one where the cold and hot water mixes,if not use the cold water one. now hold your penis under the water flow and let it fall into the *pocket* of your foreskin on top of the penis head...you can adjust the water flow to how hard or soft you like the water to stimulate you. If you have a hand held shower you can do the same.... I personally love this one...I think it must feel great.... Use a ribbed condom so that the ribs are on the inside of the condom... Now put a LOT of lubricant in the inside of the condom tip now start to slip and slide that condom off and on your erect penis... then stop just before you cum...take a breath and start again.....do that for a few times before allowing yourself to cum.... You can also use your hand lubricated well and instead of rubbing your hand up and down you pump your hips into you hand...the tightness depends on how tight you want it. and just before you cum pull down on your balls so you can feel the semen rush to the top to explode. To make it interesting...you can use a timer and then rush to pump so you ejaculate when the bells rings... or sit on your hands so if does not feel like your hands when rubbing yourself. or get two containers on holding hot water and one crushed ice.....now alternate hands with hot water and cold icy hands....also gives a great feeling. another way is to lube up your hand and then keeping your fingers all together in a pointy way...you slip your cock between that closed held fingers to bump against your palm...in and out... Just a few ideas...now I wonder who will give us feed back on how this works for them???
And the other reason is been married and having sex 5 to 6 times a week. It dont give me much time to play with my wire OK no need to brag
Advice please, My recently divorced sister-in-law is climbing up the wall and has asked me to bring her a toy from JHB next time I visit her in the EC (Doesn't the EC have sex shops?) What do you suggest I buy for her please?
LOL oh boy...YOU as well rumple...NO handy work play for you??? sheesh I am then MOST abnormal.....I have a GF and yeah we do *it* often* but still I want to play with myself now and again......and I do not think I am a nympho...just a average lady Joe... I would think PE has a sex shop but the lady is shy maybe..OR ELSE have you thought,that by asking you as the male....that she is *coming on* to you??? maybe get her a toy but also wrap up the *smaller* you and present both see which one she chooses. I would suggest a small vibrator egg first as that is really a versatile little toy to you can also think of a dildo that rotates and vibrates....just to fill her up....he he NOT monster size Like *joyrider* now....just an average one.
Have tried the pocket pussy and dolls but not for me My favourite is sqeesing my lolly as I jerk it and best is when I watch my wife fucking and then of course also watching my friends fucking
I've got a pocket pussy and it's fun to play with every now and again, I also enjoy humping a pillow with lube in a condom. Is also fun rubbing myself through my pants while I drive (wondering if anyone will notice) but save the finish for when I get home wink Though most of the time I just take myself in hand and daydream of some of the bodies I've played with smile
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Advice please,
My recently divorced sister-in-law is climbing up the wall and has asked me to bring her a toy from JHB next time I visit her in the EC (Doesn't the EC have sex shops?)
What do you suggest I buy for her please?

The EC does have sex shops but it would very much depend on where you live whether a woman would get caught dead in one!
I would never go to the local adult world... but I'd happily go in the one in PE.. Then again the best toys I've got were bought online.
try - they have great stuff.
And PIB is right an egg is a very good start... and/or a medium sized "rabbit".. (search for "rabbit" in the vibrator section - or ask the assistant)
If you want to get her something upmarket but not horrifically expensive then try the Nomi Tang range - they feel, look and behave expensively but are more reasonably priced than those R1000+ ranges.
I am uncut and have done the water thing like Georgeous has said and it does feel really really good , another thing i do is use a Latex Glove , like a Dr`s Glove , gives a different feeling , almost like somebody else is masturbating you
I LOVE MY TOYS... but the real thing is my favorite....
i fasten a bullet vibe with elastic bands to the underside of my knob where most of the nerve endings are , and then pull my foreskin right down to the bottom of my shaft so that the nerves under the vibe are nice and taut. i can then adjust the speed of the vibe to suit my urgency to cum , and can last as long as i like before cumming. this gives me some of the best orgasms ever- very intense , i cum loads more and shoot much further than when i have a good old fashioned wank . i also sometimes use a dildo in my ass for an even more intense session.
Thanks for the advice. Coming on to me PIB?, I wish. Maybe I'll get lucky and get to demonstrate it on her. Will keep you posted.
Oh boy, People do still play with them selves. I am glad to say But I have to say I LIKE what JerryT said he does THAT is exactly what I sometimes do, when I play some KINKY games .....and it is true they LOVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve the feeling!!!! and sure, if I allow them to cum...they fill a little shot-glass full of cum....... Hubba, hubba, to JerryT...you are my kinda guy!!!!!!
Wish there was a like function for posts here! @JerryT - awesome stuff. I'm so going to try that this weekend!
Thanks PIB , i enjoy kinky. Rockstar - you're gonna get hooked . i have another favourite method - perhaps the best one of all ...... :twisted: and that is when someone else wanks me off :wanker: