Masturbating while driving

I just want to find out if there are other guys masturbating while driving to. 

I find the idea of a lady spotting me masturbating exiting... but that just me.

Thanks 

I think cell phones are a big enough distraction! 

There used to be a speed camera as you approach Botha Ave in PTA that snap n very good looking smiling picture of me once 

Masturbating NOPE....  but driving from KPA to JHB many years ago (I went to visit my folks) I drove TOPLESS to get a suntan...oh yes, and many many sexual interludes while driving...MOSTLY giving.....BUT then those years there weren`t that many  speed cameras nor cell phones......

Now on that note...who will give us all the sexual positions you guys experienced while driving???  BUT please remember that  These positions are unsafe at any speed. I am not and can't advocate engaging in sex acts while driving.

Oral...but that always was uncomfortable due to the gearshift console.

Sitting on the drivers lap humping him....I was more flexible and limber in those years....and once we nearly crashed due to one person being a little on the short side....and it is also difficult if the gent is sorta  NOT large....down there....

The lady in my life experienced a nice finger job...

On motorcycles...hand jobs was more common...and boob jobs for ladies .. full on sex  only when the bike was stationary.