Hows these "Meets" ads.......???
"HI....would love a morning quickie before my flight....Must be ex miss world...and travel to me"
"HI....Please risk your everything....and suck me off in my car at the robots cnr."
"First timer here and a virgin....Looking for a female to show me the ropes.".....
"Im horny as hell....any willing ladies.."
C'mon guys.....really now....?