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Ludicrous Requests....

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Hows these "Meets" ads.......???

"HI....would love a morning quickie before my flight....Must be ex miss world...and travel to me"

"HI....Please risk your everything....and suck me off in my car at the robots cnr."

"First timer here and a virgin....Looking for a female to show me the ropes.".....

"Im horny as hell....any willing ladies.."

C'mon guys.....really now....?

I've pretty much had all those sent to my inbox.. some even more cringe worthy.

Its so sad and pathetic really.

It's not limited to single guys though. I mean sure there are the married dudes who are like "any hot 10/10 female willing to meet at the corner of William Nicole and the N1 at 20:23pm tonight while I pretend I'm going to buy smokes from Engen for a quickie in your car"

But some of the couples looking for women posts are just as bad! "Hot 10/10 woman required for threesome today, we will come over to your place (without meeting in person first) where you will pleasure hubby, I wife will join in if I desire"

They must have some measure of success otherwise why keep on with posting stuff like that? 😊🀣

It kinda reminds me of some of the sleezy pick up lines.... I don't think any of them really ever worked, but one have to admit, some of them were really original and could either earn a klap or a laugh πŸ˜‰

Do woman like watching a guy playing with himself in a car?

Some guys literally don't have enough haemoglobin to ensure sufficient oxygen supply to the brain once they get a hardon, simple as that...

I have no words anymore....

This is funny πŸ˜„ πŸ˜‚

Quote by jtrdbn

It's not limited to single guys though. I mean sure there are the married dudes who are like "any hot 10/10 female willing to meet at the corner of William Nicole and the N1 at 20:23pm tonight while I pretend I'm going to buy smokes from Engen for a quickie in your car"

But some of the couples looking for women posts are just as bad! "Hot 10/10 woman required for threesome today, we will come over to your place (without meeting in person first) where you will pleasure hubby, I wife will join in if I desire"

Then you have guys who’ll comment on videos β€œ Do you share β€œ or β€œ Please share β€œ. Like does that ever work ???

It’s pretty weird to talk about another human like that.