Today I will post! Have not shared anything in a Long time.
Yesterday, I tried to post, but too many words came out and Lynette nagged me to get ready for a outing, before I could edit what I wrote.
So Nada was posted.
Still, this post is about a lot of my rambling thoughts.
Make sure you've been to the toilet and are sitting comfortably with, as opposed to on, with a nice mug of hot coffee/tea heck if you are at home a beer.
I know this blog is going to be scant, neglected, shriveling away like a willy on a cold, cold day.
I'm sorry about that.
Here's what happens: if I try to type while the pussy in my life decides she would like my attention and comes and lies all over the keyboard, she clings to my arm,and says Nnnnnng! With increasing fervor until I stop and take her on my lap.
Then she relaxes back and purr`s. Looking up at me and blinks. Pure Happiness incarnated.
If I try to type when she is asleep, she wakes up from Her napping next to my computer.
I have to type gently and quietly, which is boring, isn't it?
Typing is all about going RACKITY WHACKITY CLACKITY TYPE TYPE TYPE!, not prodding the keyboard with a gentle finger as if tenderly rousing a mouse.
I know it is NOT needed,but I like...
I sometimes get sexual requests that I gladly help with if I if it is just advice on paper.
Probably cause I am older and safer and yeah well, I know what I am doing.
I thought we could talk sex SEX SEX SEX......that is so much more my forte.
First thing coming to mind what is hardly ever discussed here is *Fisting*.
I vividly recall the first time I ever had my whole hand inside a woman's pussy.
I was 21, and my then girlfriend was a sexy butch woman with an appetite for deep penetration.
One night — we were on the living room floor, I believe — I had all four fingers inside her and was fucking her as hard as I could, trying to match the tempo of her fast-pumping hips.
In our thrashing tangle of limbs, my hand pivoted from the usual thumb-to-the-clit position to a diagonal approach.
I instinctively pressed my thumb against my palm so my fingernail wouldn't jab her.
As I did, she thrust herself against me like a woman busy shopping for treasures in a lingerie sale, butting aside a competitor.
To my surprise and momentary alarm, I felt my whole hand slide into her.
*Baby, are you okay?* I squealed
*Don't fucking stop!* she growled
So I didn't
You guys wanna share your first fisting?
You ever had one done on you or given one???
Share your thoughts on this topic.