This is as funny as it is frustrating!
After my comment about protection and call girls, I thought I would search the web for a place that have girls doing "happy ending" massage for couples and/or ladies. I really want to treat my girl to her fantasy becoming reality. So I found this place in a very upmarket area offering the usual massage with relief and also something different. A 30 minute strip tease and lap dance with "hand relief" for couples at an amazingly low price... Less than a standard lap dance (with no extras) at a strip club. Perfect! We both get to watch two sexy girls strip and lap dance then one does me with her hand and the other sorts my girlfriend with her hand.. No oral or more. For R600 for both of us with two girls, IN BEDFORDVIEW! Bargain! And the two girls are absolutely gorgeous! So I booked it for lunch time tomorrow.
I then decided to have a shower now so that I can "groom" my nether regions. I always do but I thought it best to shave there today so as to avoid fresh cuts tomorrow just before the "fun". I shaved as I normally do. The base of my penis and scrotum.
I climbed out the shower and took my girlfriends "hair removal cream". Applied some where I shaved in an ignorant attempt to keep the hair away longer - made sense at the time. Instant rash!! More like tiny little sores! Painful and unsightly!!! It will heal in a day or two but I was forced to cancel tomorrows appointment. Told my girl and she said that the product is very potent. Contains peroxide and acids and all kinds of chemicals that should never be applied to a penis!
I am a dumb ass!! He he he!!
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Orgasminator
Fully agreed on that
Warming the Bed
So Stamina, has the penis healed?
And when is this massage going to happen, we'd all love to hear the details....
Orgasminator
That's why I keep the strange creams and things away from my penis
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
So Stamina, has the penis healed?
And when is this massage going to happen, we'd all love to hear the details....
All healed yes.
I want to plan it for Thursday as they have specials then. Will tell you all about it - promise...No self respecting male uses the word Promise unless . . . oh :lol: wait, you are controlled by a female . . :lol: explains it
Quote by Pussinboots1
Ermmm Stamina you going to PAY for a rub and tuck then???
Now I have read a few very controversial comments from you on that issue,over the last 2 changed your view??
By the way when are we going to see the elusive little sex bomb of a GF you are hiding??
What changed my mind? The fact that there are ZERO females in Gauteng willing to have a threesome with good looking couple. I was always against paying for it but have come to realise - you want a threesome, you pay for it - otherwise it wont happen EVER!! There is not a single female on this site (close by) that goes further than an answer to the first message. All keen and ready to plan something but mail again? No answer! Much less effort to fork out some cash than to go through the frustration of little girls that don't know what they want on a swingers site! I am tired of playing games now.
Ignored messages. Abrupt ending to chats. Planned meets never materialising. "single females" actually being part of a couple looking for a female to join them. Fake pics. Etc, etc, etc... Seriously people, I have better things to do with my time. I promised my girl her first "touch of a female", I will deliver on that promise - even if it means paying for it! I would love to experience a threesome - but soon! Not when I am 50!! When I want something, I want it now!!
In my mind: Send a greeting message. Chat a bit. Meet for s drink. If the "click" is there, play time... Simple. Unfortunately that does not and will not happen. 99% of the girls on this site that say they are looking for a couple to play with are bullshitting! They here to satisfy a curiosity in their mind only. As "single male" on here for over a year, no action. Now as a couple looking for someone for my girl - NO ACTION!! I have money thanks, time to use it! I phone, I book, we play - simple!
Orgasminator
With a outrage to the women like that,not think there is any hopr sorry
Quote by Adonis
With a outrage to the women like that,not think there is any hopr sorry
Sometimes you have to call a spade a spade... Makes no difference anyway. The chance of finding a potential "3some" on here is 0... So the zero hope will now drop to - erm - zero after my post?? I am a realist. 22 messages in the last week - one reply that lead nowhere. The rest all ignored - as usual. Besides, it would be an honor for any person to get with my supermodel of a girlfriend so there loss anyway. That is not arrogance btw, it is pride!!
@ Stamina,
Thank you for the invite to view your sexy lady, and yeah she is sexy guys ermm Ladies !!!
But I think you forgot an oopsie huh??? now I saw *thee faces*! (just teasing just teasing about the face pics) thanks for trusting me with that.. you look like a nice couple
As for the singles ladies elusiveness, it is apparently not just the ladies being elusive it is the gents as well, just read PerfectFit`s forum.
Like I said in my forum about paying for some pleasure..it all is well....BUT please do remember it might be nice but it is going to be paid transaction THUS meaning there is NOT going to be any emotions or pleasure involved for the ladies performing the First encounter for your lady.
They are most likely going to try and make things fast and over with as soon as possible.
THAT is going to spoil the whole experience for her, please do trust me on this one!!
When two ladies click and decide to play and the one is vanilla with such a session, the experienced Lady is going to seduce and take time with your lady to make it SPECIAL for her. Which is not going to happen in this instance!
Be a little patient longer and try a bit longer, maybe just maybe your luck will turn with finding a sexy third for play time.
Also join more swinger sites even if it is paid for sites I do believe I tell the truth when I say single ladies are a little more inclined to respond positive as to Here on SH where everyone thinks we are sex objects with loose morals and easy lays.
Paid sites also have bullshitters I know, but we females feel more secure in meeting people on there who is paid members.
I know I may now have stepped on some SH peoples toes...I like SH make NO mistake!!! But I am also thinking about safety here.
Quote by Pussinboots1
@ Stamina,
Thank you for the invite to view your sexy lady, and yeah she is sexy guys ermm Ladies !!!
But I think you forgot an oopsie huh??? now I saw *thee faces*! (just teasing just teasing about the face pics) thanks for trusting me with that.. you look like a nice couple
As for the singles ladies elusiveness, it is apparently not just the ladies being elusive it is the gents as well, just read PerfectFit`s forum.
Like I said in my forum about paying for some pleasure..it all is well....BUT please do remember it might be nice but it is going to be paid transaction THUS meaning there is NOT going to be any emotions or pleasure involved for the ladies performing the First encounter for your lady.
They are most likely going to try and make things fast and over with as soon as possible.
THAT is going to spoil the whole experience for her, please do trust me on this one!!
When two ladies click and decide to play and the one is vanilla with such a session, the experienced Lady is going to seduce and take time with your lady to make it SPECIAL for her. Which is not going to happen in this instance!
Be a little patient longer and try a bit longer, maybe just maybe your luck will turn with finding a sexy third for play time.
Also join more swinger sites even if it is paid for sites I do believe I tell the truth when I say single ladies are a little more inclined to respond positive as to Here on SH where everyone thinks we are sex objects with loose morals and easy lays.
Paid sites also have bullshitters I know, but we females feel more secure in meeting people on there who is paid members.
I know I may now have stepped on some SH peoples toes...I like SH make NO mistake!!! But I am also thinking about safety here.
I will definitely consider all you said very carefully. I do want it to be an amazing experience for her first time...
As for the face pics, I am happy to show you us... I have nothing to hide. Glad you like her... But what about me? Ugly? Ok? Not bad? Cute? Hot? OMG?.. He he he...
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
I will definitely consider all you said very carefully. I do want it to be an amazing experience for her first time...
As for the face pics, I am happy to show you us... I have nothing to hide. Glad you like her... But what about me? Ugly? Ok? Not bad? Cute? Hot? OMG?.. He he he...
Was that an "Ag Shame" I heard there?
Master of Sex
Quote by Stamina
Ermmm Stamina you going to PAY for a rub and tuck then???
Now I have read a few very controversial comments from you on that issue,over the last 2 changed your view??
By the way when are we going to see the elusive little sex bomb of a GF you are hiding??
What changed my mind? The fact that there are ZERO females in Gauteng willing to have a threesome with good looking couple. I was always against paying for it but have come to realise - you want a threesome, you pay for it - otherwise it wont happen EVER!! There is not a single female on this site (close by) that goes further than an answer to the first message. All keen and ready to plan something but mail again? No answer! Much less effort to fork out some cash than to go through the frustration of little girls that don't know what they want on a swingers site! I am tired of playing games now.
Ignored messages. Abrupt ending to chats. Planned meets never materialising. "single females" actually being part of a couple looking for a female to join them. Fake pics. Etc, etc, etc... Seriously people, I have better things to do with my time. I promised my girl her first "touch of a female", I will deliver on that promise - even if it means paying for it! I would love to experience a threesome - but soon! Not when I am 50!! When I want something, I want it now!!
In my mind: Send a greeting message. Chat a bit. Meet for s drink. If the "click" is there, play time... Simple. Unfortunately that does not and will not happen. 99% of the girls on this site that say they are looking for a couple to play with are bullshitting! They here to satisfy a curiosity in their mind only. As "single male" on here for over a year, no action. Now as a couple looking for someone for my girl - NO ACTION!! I have money thanks, time to use it! I phone, I book, we play - simple!
Just thought I'd give my story, similar situation. Last week friday a chubby friend of mine called me. And said she was in a naughty mood. She asked if I could organise a guy that would want to join us. Of the guys I have met on site about 5(only been with one)2 were away on business, 1 at wedding weekend. Other 2 were available. At first she was going to host and just needed the guy to pick me up(no car at moment). He messaged me told me he couldn't make it due to work. Then I asked the other dude and he was up for it. Unfortunately she couldn't get a sitter so we opted to ask him to host. He was fine but says we have to make our own way to his place. He knows the situation and when him and I go out he usually picks me up, so not sure what's up. But anyway, he kept messaging to find out how far we had got with transport to his place. And after I told him we didn't have a plan, he just let it go. WHO DOES THAT!?
So I've decided won't offer a sharing experience with anyone again.
It is so weird what all can put people off a play date or a potential playmate in general.
Sometimes just one wrong word can trigger a sequence of negative events. Swingers can be fickle and many are just plain false.
As with PIB, our advice is to be patient and not to give up on people. Remember we are all human and we all have issues.
You may have grown weary of all the time you spent here as a single but remember you have started over recently. That said, finding a single lady that meets all your requirement is a huge feat.
As for other options, what scorpio69 said about clubs, should actually work for you, as you live in a good area for that. As you mentioned on another thread your lady also has lots of charm when it comes to attracting other ladies. Even here in our vanilla clubs (form our rare recent visits) it hardly raises an eyebrow when girls openly get it on these days.
I do believe the hunt will would be part of the turn on.
Warming the Bed
Yes Stamina, we all waiting with bated breath to hear about your experience :twisted:
Sex God
hey Stamina, come on dude, this is just about the only thread left that is related to sex . . . . . give us details please . .
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
hey Stamina, come on dude, this is just about the only thread left that is related to sex . . . . . give us details please . .
Oh stop whining and start a new thread about sex. :P
LeeEC, 21 posts to go until I reach the 1000 mark . . . . I'm calling it quits at 999 . . . . so random BS chirps until then . .
oh, stop clapping your hands, I'm quitting the forum not the site. :laughabove:
Quote by SDMR
hey Stamina, come on dude, this is just about the only thread left that is related to sex . . . . . give us details please . .
Oh stop whining and start a new thread about sex. :P
LeeEC, 21 posts to go until I reach the 1000 mark . . . . I'm calling it quits at 999 . . . . so random BS chirps until then . .
oh, stop clapping your hands, I'm quitting the forum not the site. :laughabove:
Why? Are you sick of us?
:( :upset:Got something better to do?
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
hey Stamina, come on dude, this is just about the only thread left that is related to sex . . . . . give us details please . .
Oh stop whining and start a new thread about sex. :P
LeeEC, 21 posts to go until I reach the 1000 mark . . . . I'm calling it quits at 999 . . . . so random BS chirps until then . .
oh, stop clapping your hands, I'm quitting the forum not the site. :laughabove:
Why? Are you sick of us?
:( :upset:Got something better to do?
Nope, not sick of you. A little tired with some of the expectations, but not sick of anyone.
Kept you guys anticipating long enough...
Went to this lovely establishment on Friday during girlfriends lunch time. Told her in the morning to be clean shaven and ready for some action through the day. She assumed I was gonna fetch her at work for a lunchtime quickie...
I opted for the strip tease with happy ending. Two girls, one is hot the other is hotter! Amor and Jasmyn. Hmmmm!! Anyway. They have a small private room with laser lights and a smoke machine. The girls did about a 10 minute strip tease together on the pole. Then about 5 minutes lesbian show. Keep in mind we are sitting right in front of them on a sofa. After lesbian show, we each had a "very interactive" lap dance. Amor on Katie and Jasmyn on me. Jasmyn has amazing 36c boobs (fake, but who cares), Amor has a "tennis player" body with nice little a-cups. Jasmyn does not do ladies so she "entertained" me. Amor sorted Katie. The lap dance with all the fondling you can handle lasted about 5 minutes. Then the happy ending part start. The girls were quite gifted in this department. I was able to finish in minutes ( for the first time in very long while). Katie looked like she was having an epileptic fit from pleasure when Amor "sorted her out". Wow, she loved that. Price R600 for both of us at the same time with two girls. Katie said that seeing this gorgeous girl playing with my bits was the hottest thing she ever saw! It drove her wild. No jealousy what so ever. Friday night was a night to remember! 4 sessions in the span of about 3 hours!! I will book again but this time go for the couples massage with happy ending.
She still wants to "go all the way" with a girl so we will keep looking here for that. She was allowed to touch Amor but no oral and thats what she wants to do. Mutual ofcourse so this was great but she wants to pleasure a girl as well and not just be pleasured..
In short - an overall amazing experience. Safe, clean and guilt free. There you have it.
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
Nope, not sick of you. A little tired with some of the expectations, but not sick of anyone.
Gosh, ja, people have been a bit hard on you lately, I've noticed.
If you come over, I'll kiss it better, then you'll feel awesome and you won't need to leave us.
:twisted:I accept your invite . . . . . .
People can be as hard as they see fit, I am a big boy I can handle it. After all, we are all just expressing our opinions.
My issue is the undertone from a large portion of the contributors, I am in my 40's, I grew up in the heart of the reality of this country, I lived it, and still live it, I did not just read or get taught about it. I will not do it on-line as well.
Sex and this lifestyle is a kind of an escape for me from the same old BS that is forced down our throats all day everyday by media, politicians and even employers. Everybody is entitled to do as they feel is best for themselves, me, I feel not banging my head against a wall with the same shit on a fantasy site as I have to in everyday life, is what's best for me. . .. . Sad thing is, this site is very effective for meeting people, just a pity I do not fit into the day to day communication section.
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