Erotica...

I would really love those memoirs, rough is what I like. We have a lot in common, I have only ever milked cows by hand, but milking machines were after my time. Substitute the vacuum cleaner for an old fashioned stainless steel egg beater (manual model) and a gentleman has all the home appliances he needs.

@ mosquito  I am not sure,  are you talking about a rotary beater or just a wire wisk? and I, for the love of a naughty mindset, can not think how to use this item in a naughty way.

A wire wisk, and I may still find a video if I search around, lol. If you play around with one finger and the wisk you may discover some creative massage techniques.