Quiz For fun.....who is daring enough to take this??
Edited to make it more user friendly....
1. Which of the following elements have you incorporated into your lovemaking?
Earth
Air
Fire
Water
2. How many people have you had sex with? (Check only one.. They're all perfect scores!)
1-5
1-10
1-15
1-20
More
OR None you always have an orgasm with your .
Spouse
Lover
Your personal Swingers Group
Sex club strangers
Neighbor
Strangers
4. Which of the following have you tried:
Masturbating on your own
Masturbating in a group of the same gender
Masturbating in a group of mixed genders
Being masturbated by someone else.
5. Have you ever:
Had a orgasm lasting 1-3 minutes or longer.
Had a breath or energy orgasm without genital stimulation (with or without ejaculation)
Had orgasms when your nipples or boobs are stimulated
Had orgasms being stimulated on any other body part but not your genitals
6. Have you ever had a sexual experience which lasted:
30 seconds
Three minutes
A whole 5 minutes
Longer.
7. Are you now or have you ever been with a
Asexual lover
Gay, lesbian, queer, hetero or bi-sexual lover.
A M2F Transvestite
A F2M transvestite
A sissy boy (man with boobs)
Crossdressers.
8. During role play, which archetypes have you personified?
The shy librarian
The nurse/doctor
The jaded fag disco queen
The Goddess Kali
The nymphomaniac French maid
A Gigolo
A teacher
More than mentioed.
9. Have you ever experimented with or would you be interested in experimenting with:
Being a drag queen or drag king for a day or night.
Decorating your breasts and/or genitals in creative, colorful and amusing ways.
Using your nipple as a rubber stamp
Copied your breast or bottom on a copier.
The erotic massage techniques known as: 'knock knock knocking on the g-spot's back door' 'over eggs easy' and 'rock around the clit clock'
10. Have you ever:
Donated/taken a mercy Fuck
Been willing to serve people in a sexual way.
Played with food during sex
Being an art piece where turned yourself into a sprinkling sparkling fountain — doing a shoulder stand and peeing six feet into the air
Being a serving dish for others to eat off from?
11. Have you ever tried or would you like to try:
Tantric sex
Double penetration
Been blindfloded and tied down for pleasure
Sex on a plane(joining the mile high club)
Fisting
Anal sex
12. Have you ever
Passed through a cervix
Looked at a cervix with a flashlight
Seen anyone`s cervix
Touched anyones cerix
13. When you make love, which of the following animals could you be compared to?
A roaring lion
A fluttering butterfly
A woodpecker
The slow-moving lorax
A fish out of water
Mickey Mouse
14. Which of the following would you consider doing to raise money for a good cause?
Appearing nude in a pin-up calendar.
Making and selling tit prints
Giving Kisses in a Kissing booth (R50 each)
Posing for Polaroid photos with your breasts on top of people's heads – R25 a photo.
Anything other..name one.
15. Which words would represents your personal sexual evolution?
(1 point) Still learning
(2 points)I am doing most things already
(3 points) Tried everything that I always wanted to try.
(4 points) I have NO regrets I can die today...I have done everything.
16. BONUS QUESTION You are a SEX Awards Ceremony. Which special prizes do you win?
Tantric yogi of the year
You have done all or most of the sex positions in the kamasutra.
Most imaginative sexual person you can be
Most likely to be a toy expert
You are a sex God or Goddess.
To compute your score:
Count the number of boxes you checked. This is your score!
Then tell US your score!!!!!!
Pasting in the answers.....NOW REMEMBER THIS IS A FUN QUIZ IT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!!1
FOR those that has the guts to share their score!!!!!!
If you scored 0 to 20
You are an okay lover.
You may have a wonderful, satisfying sex life, and you're perfect just the way you are. However, you and your lover(s) could benefit if you expanded your horizons. There are so many angles from which to view sexuality, there is so much to learn, and there are so many amazing and fascinating things to try, why limit yourself?
If you scored 21 to 40
You are a passionate lover.
Be proud! You are fun, open-minded, honest with yourself and others, and very sexy!
If you scored 41 to 63
You are an experienced lover.
You understand that sexuality is not only something that can be used for the enhancement of an intimate relationship, for physical pleasure or procreation. Because of your sexual self-knowledge and experience, you have become a person who has the potential to contribute greatly to your friends and family, to your community, and to the well being of others.
If you scored 64 and more.
You are probably the Sex Guru of all time, or one of her/his very close friends. Damn braggarts.
Now come on guys and dolls give me the scores and do not let me be the only one with the (*vrottest score ever)
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Orgasminator
Pib ek gaan more op my tyd dit doen
:huh: 
:banghead: :banghead:
16.....
:roll::roll::huh:
oke: Orgasminator
I'm also in the vanilla bracket, then again I haven't been sexually active very long.
Orgasminator
Pib ek gaan dit nog doen bietjie hectic hier met die besigheid
Sex God
So, considering what some of my answers were, I am surprised to say that my total score was only 8 . . . .
You guys must remember the question
1. Which of the following elements have you incorporated into your lovemaking?
Earth
Air
Fire
Water
You could actually tick off all of them..
IF...
You had sex in water.....any water like a pool or shower
You had sex outside the house..on a blanket on the grass or what ever...(earth)
You had sex while candles where burning, or in front of a fireplace...next to a bonfire......
Air...well that is an easy one....we all do breath...and we do all have open windows......and we all sometimes use a fan.....or feathers ????
See guys your score can already become MORE!!!!!!
There is NO trick questions here.
Icould change some,if so desired.....but you guys must remember this is taken from the internet for us to enjoy(just like all the previous ones).Hence my own score.
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
You guys must remember the question
1. Which of the following elements have you incorporated into your lovemaking?
Earth
Air
Fire
Water
You could actually tick off all of them..
IF...
You had sex in water.....any water like a pool or shower
You had sex outside the house..on a blanket on the grass or what ever...(earth)
You had sex while candles where burning, or in front of a fireplace...next to a bonfire......
Air...well that is an easy one....we all do breath...and we do all have open windows......and we all sometimes use a fan.....or feathers ????
See guys your score can already become MORE!!!!!!
There is NO trick questions here.
Icould change some,if so desired.....but you guys must remember this is taken from the internet for us to enjoy(just like all the previous ones).Hence my own score.
Ok, so if I change my answers to comply with your above explanation, all it does is add one more to my score . . . . :sad:
Orgasminator
Pib sorry ek is te onnosel vir hierdie questionnaire daar is 16 blokkies om te tick en een wat jy 3 punte kry hoe kry jy dan meer as die 19 punte' Seker maar te stupid
Adonis nee jy is nie stupid nie.
JY kan rerig meer ja`s per vraag antwoord en elkeen tel `n is nie `n reg or verkeerde antwoord nie, net dit wat jy al gesien of gedoen het..
nes die eerste vraag kan ek die een gebruik as voorbeeld...
12. Have you ever
Passed through a cervix ....... of course YOU DID you were born not so???
Looked at a cervix with a flashlight well this is tricky ... not everyone checked out a cervix.
Seen anyone`s cervix, sure you did if you watched porn or looked at porn pics where the ladies lies there vagina gaping wide open....most of you probably went ewwwww at that though.
Maybe I must put in more of my own little questions?? Just so the scores can go up and up a bit??
Orgasminator
Dankie pib, Ek skuld jou nog 'n mail ook.
Orgasminator
24:wary:
Warming the Bed
27 for me
I'm slowly getting there 
Sex God
Quote by Nimfie_Pieman
PIB if you get 26, what chance do we have?
Question 7: Is Asexual lover not a oxymoron?
As for passing though the Cervix, please keep in mind that large numbers of people in SA where born by Caesarean section
Then those people would not tick that box now would they?
@ PIB
Back in Std 9 /Grade 11 a pretty and sweet girl and me dated long enough for me to fully comprehend the meaning of Asexual as we never even got to French kissing . :sad:
By the time we lost contact 5 years later, she had not had any relationship that could be considered Romantic let alone Sexual.
So if the question read:
Are you now or have you ever been with a
Asexual Girlfriend, boyfriend or intersex friend
I would eagerly tick it off.
Instead it reads: "Asexual Lover"
I cannot however see how anyone can tick off Asexual Lover, as I believe it to be a self contradicting term or oxymoron
By the way her father thought he was the Pope, in spite of being a teacher. :jagsatwork:
@ SDMR
About Caesarean section birth you wrote: " Then those people would not tick that box now would they?"
I fully agree.
However PIB Previously wrote: " Have you ever
Passed through a cervix ....... of course YOU DID you were born not so???"
I just wanted clear up that some of us have not yet had the privilege of passing through a Cervix and do not automatically get the point . :sad:
That is two points in dispute! Come one People this is serious stuff. We don't want people getting it wrong.
Anyway PIB, Nimfie & Me will hand in our assignment results by tonight. :thumbup:
Master of Sex
My score is 33 hehe
Orgasminator
Quote by Sofistikitty
My score is 33 hehe
And I'm sitting at 15
@ Nimfie _Pieman
Yup asexual lover could be a oxymoron...believe me they also want to know they are sexual until they try having sex....Nada, no feelings ..had me girlfriend like that once....or maybe she just was not into me at all.....but we did try...sadly nothing worked for is still Not involved with anyone as far as I know.
As for the quiz I did sorta changed it from the original one to make it more swinger friendly. I took if from the net but it sorta (feels like it) scared the peeps so I changed it a bit to suit us more.
but these quiz`s is just for fun, nothing serious about them.
@ Sofistikitty OOOO LA LA GIRL!!!! YOU ROCK....
@ Mike_Pta heck you still in the first bracket.....nothing to be shy about....
Sex God
Taking the seriousness out a little here, (as per PIB's intention) . . I know manage a 25 . .. . . and I think that the more I think about some of them, the higher that score may just climb,
So in conclusion, I must deduce that I am kinda a sick Fu@k . . . 
(but in a good way of course)
(but in a good way of course) 