Don't Kid Your self Size Does Matter

29 May 2013

O ladies don't be so small minded. :twisted: lol

You all agree a man does not have to have a big dick as long as he knows how to use it with the rest of his tools he has in his arsenal. Am I right Lee? But if he has a big golden snake and knows how to use All his tools don't you think it is a plus point? O and Lee my dear love you stay tooo far from us. Otherwise I would make you eat your words by showing you :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: All you ladies hammer on the following: The man must be well groomed He must know his place Be clean on himself And must be able to read what you want next And must respect you for who you are Must be able to hold out for sometime (not meaning 10min or less) and not just think of his own pleasure And he must be able to take you to 7th heaven and further Now not to blow my own trumpet but I am all of the above and big so what do you say now Camfun? Joyrider Don't use the name JOYRIDER for nothing :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

29 May 2013

Rider ek wens ek kon my vrou aan jou voorstel, jy het alles wat 'n vrou begeer. Sy sal in die sewende hemel wees weet net nie of haar ruf dit sal hou nie.

29 May 2013

There really isn't much more I can add to this post that hasn't already been said except to offer the following quotation: Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. ~ Frank Leahy

30 May 2013

Quote by Deviants
There really isn't much more I can add to this post that hasn't already been said except to offer the following quotation:
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. ~ Frank Leahy

Nice quote Deviants:
and in light of deviants observation that it has all been said, I would like to put a slightly different spin on this.
We the males of the species do actually know that a lot of women think that bigger is better and to a large degree just go about silently hoping this knowledge does not affect us too much on the performance level . . . . .
How many of you (males) have been in the situation where because you have this knowledge you thought about introducing something a little bit bigger than you into playtime (a Dildo or other inanimate object) only to have the lady ask you ever so politely if you were fu@#ing mad? you are not putting that into me . . . . . .

30 May 2013

strange how a man has to say size counts. Very interesting. I dont have a huge cock but it gives the woman pleasure and myself and thats all that counts for me. What I have seen is guys with huge cocks have been given this for a reason cause they lacking in many other departments. Take note its not the size of the cock or how good you look only onething counts in life when it comes to the size and thats the size of the wallet.

30 May 2013

All I can say about this is: What a load of shit!!!!

30 May 2013

@ Smalltoy you said something about the size of the wallet. Mmmmmm In my line of work I see a lot of people that have finance problems and believe me the cpl's do not last long when they have money problems. So I guess you are right in that aspect if you have a small weaner then you must have a nice size wallet to make sure the lady don't leave you. As Women like money and lots of it :twisted: So the next Question is how many of the women that say size don't matter are driving Big Expensive Cars? lol

:lol: :lol: Joyrider Got the tools needs the wallet :lol: :lol: :lol:

30 May 2013

I WANT a Rich man!!!!!! anything for a man with a open wallet!!!!! then I will not mind any size penis!!! I drive a small affordable car.......and I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove money. I often hear ...*Why do you NOT charge men * for what you do to them.....(as in kinky) man..... I might just start doing that when I have my own dungeon.......yeeee haw!

31 May 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
I WANT a Rich man!!!!!! anything for a man with a open wallet!!!!! then I will not mind any size penis!!! I drive a small affordable car.......and I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove money.
I often hear ...*Why do you NOT charge men * for what you do to them.....(as in kinky) man..... I might just start doing that when I have my own dungeon.......yeeee haw!

I will be your first customer.

31 May 2013

Quote by georgeous
I WANT a Rich man!!!!!! anything for a man with a open wallet!!!!! then I will not mind any size penis!!! I drive a small affordable car.......and I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove money.
I often hear ...*Why do you NOT charge men * for what you do to them.....(as in kinky) man..... I might just start doing that when I have my own dungeon.......yeeee haw!

I will be your first customer.
Dude, are you pushing in again? seems like you are still jetlagged or something, I, that is ME, as in SDMR (Shawn to you) am ALWAYS first, regardless of any special circumstances or any previous arrangements or anything you can think up.

31 May 2013

small enough to fit, big enough to be seen is all that matters for size

31 May 2013

Quote by SDMR
I WANT a Rich man!!!!!! anything for a man with a open wallet!!!!! then I will not mind any size penis!!! I drive a small affordable car.......and I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove money.
I often hear ...*Why do you NOT charge men * for what you do to them.....(as in kinky) man..... I might just start doing that when I have my own dungeon.......yeeee haw!

I will be your first customer.
Dude, are you pushing in again? seems like you are still jetlagged or something, I, that is ME, as in SDMR (Shawn to you) am ALWAYS first, regardless of any special circumstances or any previous arrangements or anything you can think up.
Sorry to budge in ........
Normally when you do your notice month (always wanted to ask you anyway! lol

) .....aren't you suppose to step back and give the other guys a turn? :twisted:

31 May 2013

Quote by Gerrie2012
I WANT a Rich man!!!!!! anything for a man with a open wallet!!!!! then I will not mind any size penis!!! I drive a small affordable car.......and I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove money.
I often hear ...*Why do you NOT charge men * for what you do to them.....(as in kinky) man..... I might just start doing that when I have my own dungeon.......yeeee haw!

I will be your first customer.
Dude, are you pushing in again? seems like you are still jetlagged or something, I, that is ME, as in SDMR (Shawn to you) am ALWAYS first, regardless of any special circumstances or any previous arrangements or anything you can think up.
Sorry to budge in ........
Normally when you do your notice month (always wanted to ask you anyway! lol

) .....aren't you suppose to step back and give the other guys a turn? :twisted:
nope, that is when it is important to clear up any outstanding items. . . . . .

1 Jun 2013

I have an average to very slightly above average size penis. I have a nicely proportioned penis, straight, although a definite upward curve is most desirable. If I was a woman, I would in all honesty probably be a size queen. I think an 8" penis is the perfect length. Long enough to stretch you in most positions, but not so long as to hurt you. Girth however should be a lot...... That feeling of pushing into a well lubricated women the first time is just soooo exquisite. However, as a man, my personal favorite sex thing is, to have a woman suck my penis. I can forego normal pussy sex for oral any day, but....... It only works if I am convinced that the woman loves sucking my penis! I suppose the mind thing is more than we admit. It is the idea that she desires to suck my penis that turns me on. However, if my length is too long,not a problem, provided you don't pull on the lady's head to go deeper. (Stupid!) But, girth I imagine could quickly become a problem, especially for extended sucking which I love so much. my one lover loved to suck my penis, but it hurt her jaw after a short time. Catch 22, she loved my large head but couldn't suck it for very long. More women's views/opinions/preferences please??? One mor thing, actually two..... !) Ladies, how many of you allow your guy to come in your mouth, how many swallow? 2) I am MOST CERTAINLY not demeaning to women, but, I love to come on a woman's face. It's extremely erotic for me! I don't do it to: dominate/demean/put down/cheapen/negative anything! I just love to come on a pretty woman's face! Girls, what comments/feelings?

1 Jun 2013

maybe we've forgotten to ask an important question.... What does Joyrider consider "big"? Cum now JR, spit it out give us some actual measurements, we will tell you if you qualify as "big"... It occurs to me that I know exactly what I mean when I say big is too much... maybe his big is my average .... and then we can agree that he is acceptable..... :twisted: and therefore women will like his bits.... (probably I will still not even want a picture but...at least he will feel vindicated) :haha:

1 Jun 2013

Now Lee my love what changed your mind? You see even if I do tell you the real size you would not believe me. Or would you? I don't know if this is the right to measure but I use a ruler. I do not push the ruler in the my public bone I just push it against my pubic skin and then me measure in cm. and then I get...... Wait if I tell you then I could be bragging right or wrong? By the way Lee what kind of Car do you drive? Joyrider Like you said lee and the other ladies that support your theory ''A man must know how to use ALL his tools '' lol

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1 Jun 2013

Quote by joyrider
Now Lee my love what changed your mind? You see even if I do tell you the real size you would not believe me. Or would you?
I don't know if this is the right to measure but I use a ruler. I do not push the ruler in the my public bone I just push it against my pubic skin and then me measure in cm. and then I get...... Wait if I tell you then I could be bragging right or wrong? By the way Lee what kind of Car do you drive?
Joyrider
Like you said lee and the other ladies that support your theory ''A man must know how to use ALL his tools '' :lol: :lol: :lol:

"My love"?
Ha ha.... what difference does my car make?
THE POINT is that you think you're big.... perhaps we might disagree :twisted:

2 Jun 2013

Like I said it would not work for me to give you that answer, Because if I say I am 22cm then you would say one of two things. Which is : that is not big or it is just too big and if I say I am 16cm you will say that is not big but a normal size or you might just insult me as you always do :twisted: lol

:lol: Joyrider A man should never brag :lol: :lol: :lol:

2 Jun 2013

Quote by joyrider
Like I said it would not work for me to give you that answer, Because if I say I am 22cm then you would say one of two things. Which is : that is not big or it is just too big and if I say I am 16cm you will say that is not big but a normal size or you might just insult me as you always do :twisted: :lol:
Joyrider
A man should never brag :lol: :lol: :lol:

But that is not what I call a "size", that is only a length... size of a 3 dimensional thing must include the (height, depth) circumference and perhaps the shape and head circumference to shaft ratio, for instance, and then the curve/angle and the direction and possibly the size and shape of the head come into it too....
If you didn't think any of that mattered, please tell me why on earth these toy companies would make such a variety of shapes and sizes.... and continue to sell millions of the bluddy things in vast quantities!
I mean if what you say it true, that all girls just want a huge dick, then wouldn't there be only one size dildo , large, available for sale? Coz if your theory was right then, no one would buy the other sizes so they 'd stop making them....
Or did you just conveniently not bother to take the actual facts into consideration?
And dude, every man alive knows that women are f@#king complicated, whatever possessed your mind to think for one second that just your length would be all that mattered to any woman? Surely you must have figured out by now with all your years of experience that the truth is there is a Great Big List of things that we have to assess and grade you on before you qualify...
So now you can't accuse me of being "trying to protect men with smaller tools", because I just gave you another 17 things to worry and be self conscious about. So while you might be extra long... you might not be thick enough, or have a big enough head or a curved enough shaft, or a pleasing angle....
By the way arrogance isn't very sexy... just thought I'd throw that in there.

2 Jun 2013

Thank you Lee you have just proved my point on no matter the size you are out there just to see how slag you can tell a person off. Not every lady like of you!! Joyrider lol

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2 Jun 2013

Sheesh...EVERY time I have to remind you guys that a penis is not always the only thing to look at....remember that there is a very delicious part of a male`s genitals....HIS scrotum/testicals/balls/hangers/bangers/ what ever it can be called . For me...THE BEST part of all !!!!!!!!!!!

2 Jun 2013

Okey can I throw another spanner in the works here.....I don't really care about the size as long as the dude can get it stiff when it counts!!!!! :sad:

2 Jun 2013

Mrs E that is the truth Joyrider wink

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2 Jun 2013

Hie Hie Hie Hie! @ Joyrider! You're running this thread like a pro! "Size does count ....... in most instances!" .... and must not be used to show off or break down other ...... still show respect! If you keep up with this it could become the most visited and response thread!

2 Jun 2013

As with all things in life, there will always be those who are superior to us and those who are inferior. Don't delude yourself Joyrider, you are NOT "all that". There will be those who appreciate what you have to offer and those who wouldn't give what you have to offer a seconds notice. Although, based on what has been posted here I strongly suspect that it is the latter rather than the former that reigns supreme in this instance. I actually have great pity for you though... If any future potential playmates of yours should happen to read this particular topic and the comments contained therein, I strongly suspect that they will have some SERIOUS misgivings about entertaining the idea of meeting, let alone playing with you. Shame....

3 Jun 2013

People REMEMBER one thing do not judge a book by its cover. I know of two people that did that and they where surprised, in what the book really had between the pages :twisted: :twisted: Joyrider wink

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3 Jun 2013

Quote by joyrider
People REMEMBER one thing do not judge a book by its cover. I know of two people that did that and they where surprised, in what the book really had between the pages :twisted: :twisted:
Joyrider
:wink: :wink:

I agree with your "do not judge a book by it's cover" statement, However, this is reality and most people do

3 Jun 2013

Okay if size does not matter then why in the short stories does a person always read about the lady that was so surprised that the guy felt so big in side her and she enjoyed it? Joyrider just trying to get clarity

3 Jun 2013

@joyrider cause it is fiction....*stories*

3 Jun 2013

Quote by joyrider
People REMEMBER one thing do not judge a book by its cover. I know of two people that did that and they where surprised, in what the book really had between the pages :twisted: :twisted:
Joyrider
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Joyrider, i'm not judging the book by its cover... By what you've said on this post, i'm reading the pages! blink

It would be ludicrous of me to judge anything without gaining insight first. Insight which you have provided in bucket loads! :doh: