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Damn Hormones!!!!! (Something for you guys to smile to today

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There's this thing that has happened to me, which I think happens to most women approaching ermmm fifties—I have simply stopped giving a flying Fuck what anyone thinks of me. Except that I still have a large dose of vanity hanging on from my late thirties. Soooo, it's more like, I don't care what anyone thinks of me as long as they think I'm hot and awesome. But, if they want to be judgey then I don't care what they think. That makes sense, right? So, I have body hair that has to be managed. Namely;- My *privates* as previously mentioned. Then my lip hair has to be waxed and I have some hair on my big toe knuckle. Yuck and (softly so no one hears )starting to grow some damn *beard*!!!!! Damn, how come??? I know I am NOT that butchy!!!!!! This has been on my to-do list for a week and if I don't do it soon I'm going to have to start stroking it(the hair) thoughtfully when I'm considering important things… things like... How I need to wax my lip and chin. It only takes like five minutes. I could have done it five times over by the time I finish typing this. But, I still procrastinate like it takes hours of effort. Like it's dishes or laundry or vacuuming or something. At least those things make sense to procrastinate. But, as a vain late-fifty(ish)-lady, it makes no sense to procrastinate facial/toe/pubic hair removal. But since I don't care what you think. I have no problem telling you I have a mustache and starting in on a beard… as long as you don't look at it. Are you looking???? DAMN....go away!!!! Let me go heat up the wax....
The things we ladies do to look good.... rotflmao
Ladies we men appreciate all the little things you do....... ja ja we never notice it but well we trying lol