It's Friday. And Friday is Swinging Heaven day!! I browse and chat and post on Fridays.
In my Friday browse session, I came across a profile, a female profile. It reads "No guys please. Not into couples. I am straight and not into girls at all"... The ad reads: "Looking to explore."
I am confused. What could she be looking for because according common sense, that rules out everything. Unless she is looking for a hermaphrodite? No wait, cos that would be a man, a lady, and a couple all in one...
Makes you think hey??
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Sex God
Quote by Stamina
It's Friday. And Friday is Swinging Heaven day!! I browse and chat and post on Fridays.
In my Friday browse session, I came across a profile, a female profile. It reads "No guys please. Not into couples. I am straight and not into girls at all"... The ad reads: "Looking to explore."
I am confused. What could she be looking for because according common sense, that rules out everything. Unless she is looking for a hermaphrodite? No wait, cos that would be a man, a lady, and a couple all in one...
Makes you think hey??
I have no doubt you contacted her anyway . . . .
Quote by SDMR
It's Friday. And Friday is Swinging Heaven day!! I browse and chat and post on Fridays.
In my Friday browse session, I came across a profile, a female profile. It reads "No guys please. Not into couples. I am straight and not into girls at all"... The ad reads: "Looking to explore."
I am confused. What could she be looking for because according common sense, that rules out everything. Unless she is looking for a hermaphrodite? No wait, cos that would be a man, a lady, and a couple all in one...
Makes you think hey??
I have no doubt you contacted her anyway . . . .
Of course I did... he he he!
Sexlightened
Quote by Stamina
It's Friday. And Friday is Swinging Heaven day!! I browse and chat and post on Fridays.
In my Friday browse session, I came across a profile, a female profile. It reads "No guys please. Not into couples. I am straight and not into girls at all"... The ad reads: "Looking to explore."
I am confused. What could she be looking for because according common sense, that rules out everything. Unless she is looking for a hermaphrodite? No wait, cos that would be a man, a lady, and a couple all in one...
Makes you think hey??
I have no doubt you contacted her anyway . . . .
Of course I did... he he he!
no man she is looking for someone to buy her a vibrator or blowup doll
Sex God
Quote by nerowp
no man she is looking for someone to buy her a vibrator or blowup doll
Hey, I'm sure Stamina would be more than happy to blow the doll for her . . . . .um, blow the doll up for her that is
Casanova
Quote by nerowp
It's Friday. And Friday is Swinging Heaven day!! I browse and chat and post on Fridays.
In my Friday browse session, I came across a profile, a female profile. It reads "No guys please. Not into couples. I am straight and not into girls at all"... The ad reads: "Looking to explore."
I am confused. What could she be looking for because according common sense, that rules out everything. Unless she is looking for a hermaphrodite? No wait, cos that would be a man, a lady, and a couple all in one...
Makes you think hey??
I have no doubt you contacted her anyway . . . .
Of course I did... he he he!
no man she is looking for someone to buy her a vibrator or blowup doll
If she blows me I'm sure I can become that vibrator:rotflmao:
Sex God
Quote by georgeous
If she blows me I'm sure I can become that vibrator
Always with the demands, never happy with what you get . . . . why can't you be a Vibrator for her without "conditions" ???? I think you have been listening to Stamina for too long . . . :rotflmao:
Warming the Bed
Quote by wolfman
Werewolf, vampire or alien maybe? Maybe we are being judgmental and she's just blonde?
oi oi wolfie - i resemble that remark
underneath my jet black locks im a very lovely shade of antique blonde and im not confused at all, nor do i get distracte ................... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Sex God
Quote by Irish
How do you know she's not ?
Katniss told us all very clearly in her post that underneath her jet black locks, she was indeed a blonde.
Well as i have just had blonde streaks put in my hair, think that its the bleach that affects the mental ability of the brain to function in a normal way, like i realised that being a Bi couple looking for same or bi male or female meant that that all the single straight males must try to hook up with me, flip and all that time spent writing up a profile
Ah yes. .. the "how the different genders browse the site problem"....
Guys appear, largely, to search the site perusing the gallery (which is why we sometimes get friend requests from 20 something twits in Poffadder), clicking on any image that appeals. It also seems that if you're a single guy (actually that should read "single-minded guy") only the first two rows of info blocks of a profile are visible when you click on a profile. .. Sometimes just the name and those links to winking friending and messaging.
Women by comparison appear to have figured out that you have a much higher success rate if you actually search for what you are looking for! Using the handy search function! ! It's so awesome that someone thought of a way to actually find people who are exactly the kind of people you are looking for! ! Wow technology is awesome. ... pity not everyone had figured out how to click on the 'search' button. 
Warming the Bed
Seems I have been mislead all my life .....
It appears from this I must in fact be a woman.
Thanks for clearing that up LeeEC I have always jokingly said I must be a lesbian as I love women , but it appears more true than I ever would have imagined.
For those that didn't get it. It was said tongue in cheek ......
Quote by Stoutgatte_xxx
Seems I have been mislead all my life .....
It appears from this I must in fact be a woman.
Thanks for clearing that up LeeEC I have always jokingly said I must be a lesbian as I love women , but it appears more true than I ever would have imagined.
For those that didn't get it. It was said tongue in cheek ......
:lol: :lol: :lol: 