The one day Stan said he was going to take me somewhere, if anyone knows me they know I love surprises but in all honesty Stan gives the worst surprises in history!! He actually put the address in his phone and was trying to find his own way there. Now I’ve been in the sales industry for most of my life so I know most of the roads. He gets on the N17 and we are heading in the Joburg CBD direction, I’m dying of curiosity and keep asking where are we are going, he just tells me to wait and see. I’m thinking we can only be going to JHB CBD, ohhh maybe he is taking me to one of those fancy restaurants on the roof tops and I’m all happy inside excited to get there. As we get closer to Joburg he turns left towards Turfontein, ok there goes my fancy restaurant idea. If anyone has been info Turfontein in the last few years you know its not the safest of areas, he stops on the dodgiest road there and switches off the car!! I asked with trepidation in my voice where we are going and he said we are going into that sex shop and points across the road. I’m game for most things but this didn’t look safe, I did ask if the car was still going to be there when we came out, he replied that he hopes so. We climbed out of the car, I hold on to his huge hand for dear life and we cross the road into the run down sex shop. We look around and Stan asks the man at the till if the back is open, he replied that it is and Stan pays, I’m still holding onto him for dear life probably with fear written all over my face. We go into the back and its dark, it smells and it dirty. We don’t touch anything, we walked through saw used condoms on the floor walked right out the door and onto the road where our nice clean car was waiting for us!! I finally felt safe again once we were safely back in the car with the doors locked. But now we don’t know what to do and we want to do something, I then remembered that I had a couple ask a few times if we would come look at their new swingers club they wanted to open. I contacted them and they said we are more than welcome to come now, it was about 18:00 by then. I get the address and put it into the GPS its on the other side of Springs. We get back on the N17 heading back east and as we get closer we drive over a railway track, I have never had sex on a railway track, I asked Stan if he has ever done it and he said no but we will tonight, now Im excited to get this visit over with to get back there. We carry on driving and eventually find the place. The lovely couple greets us and shows us around. Its going to be a great place when they are done, we sat at their bar and they offered us a drink. I don’t want a drink I want to get back in the car and hit those tracks but we have to be polite and we take a drink, chat for a bit and the guy said we actually came the long way there is a shorter way back. Stan asked if there are railways tracks that way as well and he said no. Stan told him we will go back the way we came because I want sex on the tracks. He has to blame me for everything! The guy thought we were crazy and warned us that they are active and trains do ride on them. Im sure we will see a train coming before we get squished, hopefully! We all laughed, I downed my drink and said ok its time to go now. We said our good byes, climbed in the car and headed back the way we came. As we are driving we see a man walking on the road! Shit, we better hurry up and get to those tracks before he gets close. We are killing ourselves laughing, I have my panties off and ready for action. Stan speeds up, slams on breaks just before the tracks, we leave the car lights on and both jump out of the car like its going to explode and race to where we want to stand, I face the one side hoping if a train does come we will see it and I lift my dress, bend over, the Hammer grabs my hips and slams into me, we just starting to enjoy it when we see car lights coming, oh for FFS!! We both run back to the car and the car drives passed. As soon as we cant see the lights we sprint back to the tracks and I take the same position, he grabs my hips and wham I get penetrated by the animal again and off we go. It was probably the quickest we have ever had sex in public because we knew that guy was going to walk onto us any minute now. Once we were done we dash back to the car lock the doors, we are laughing like hyenas and off we go home. Another night to remember…. These little unexpected moments are what we enjoy, a lot of people do ask us if we aren’t scared of getting killed or mugged and yes I do joke with Stan that one day they will find our bodies and think we were hijacked, mean time we probably stopped there to have sex. While we are alive we will try live life to the fullest and I always tell Stan to trust his gut. Stay posted for more of our stories, maybe next time I will write about naked man at the park or the first cemetery experience.