Things men don't want to hear...

Is it in yet?

That's it?

It feels smaller than it looks…

I will murder your cat if you don’t fuck me right now

Let me know when you cum so I can fake an orgasm at the same time

I hope this helps my period come, I’ve never been this late

I love the way you feel inside me, you’re the biggest I’ve ever had-I almost feel bad for the next guy I end up with

My husband is home!