Maintenance man

This has been a fantasy for so long, and then just like that, wow!! Reality!!

So I have seen the movies and imagined what it would be like to be that naked maintenance man? Not being the 'ripped' hunk from the movies, I decided to give it a go anyway, (and also the fact that I can actually do handiwork). I printed a 'business card' that I gave to a few (three) people that I knew were in the lifestyle. Two housewives and a single lady.

This done I went back to my day job thinking they must be having a good laugh.....BUT, two days later I get a call from a lady. It goes something like this:

"Hi, I hear you do handiwork"

"Hi, yes I do"

"I have a kitchen cupboard that my husband can't repair"

"That sounds like an easy one"

"Yes but he said to get a handyman in"

"Well you have called the right number"

At this time I am trying to think which lady has called.

"Could you come and do it tomorrow?"

"No problem 10am?"

"Thanks, the address is....see you at 10"

Now this is not the number of any of the ladies that I had given a card to. The next day I apprehensively pitched for my appointment, I mean what could go wrong??? The house was behind a high wall, so when I drove in I decided to only have my tool belt on and nothing else. I got out and went to ring the doorbell.

SHOCK NUMBER ONE - The maid answered the door, to her credit, she did not even bat an eyelid, just told me the lady was waiting for me in the kitchen. I went in...

SHOCK NUMBER TWO - This was not any of my three ladies. She introduced herself and showed me the cupboard, (which looked like it had been unscrewed on purpose). So I duly obliged, climbed my ladder and put the door back on.

SHOCK NUMBER THREE - As I am finishing there is a call from the front door "Honey I'm home"

At this point it is fight or flight, depending on how big he is! I was frozen. Husband walks in and asks nonchalantly if I would like a coffee, wifey, who had disappeared, enters the room - dressed like me, minus the tool bag, and says "come out to the lapa".

What happened next was probably the best threesome I have ever had, I even caught a glimpse of the maid watching from the kitchen window.

After all was said and done , we sat chatting, hubby even offered to pay for the handiwork (in the kitchen that is).

Turns out they had visited one of my friends and found the card on the dining room table. Wifey had 'hijacked' it and put the plan into action. This was an out of this world experience and I can't wait to try it again.

(I think I should try being a naked butler at a kitchen tea or the like!)