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Life with a big dick

"Life with a big dick"

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Each person has amazing gifts to share, and each person has their preferences. With the right partner/s, there are no negatives, it is all just love baby, yeah, baby, yeah: bald/hairy, short/too tall, fat/skinny, dark/pale, girthy/thin, long/short, funny/not ;-)

The following is funny while not being funny, so spare a thought for us well-endowed individuals and some of the extra challenges we face :

- if /when words get around that you're hung, be prepared to be treated as a walking dildo or a piece of meat. Sometimes it will not matter if you are kind, loving, intelligent, a good cook, adventurous, or love deep & meaningful conversations; they just want the D (Once while I was blissfully deep inside a stunning Irish woman on a couch at a swingers club, a friend walked up to us with a new couple and says, show them your dick).

- an unexpected erection will make a pair of jeans uncomfortable fast

- pants rips are a thing (expensive pair of button-fly jeans ripped while mid-air stage dive)

- pants wear out in dick outline

- hold your dick up when sitting on a toilet with a shallow bowl

- forget about skinny or stretch jeans (another funny story involving trying on skinny jeans, opening change rooms curtains, and some senior citizens)

- yoga (special care with yoga pants) ...I do yoga regularly, and I use track pants and a supportive brief. Shorts or gym tights will need some careful consideration (it's a yes If you want the attention of some eagle-eyed practitioners.)

- Good form-fitting formal wear may not always be possible. A nice buttoned suit jacket is great for business meetings, but at some point, that jacket may need to come off. I found slightly baggy formal pants helpful. Additionally, I used a thick wallet in one pants pocket and a cell phone with a handkerchief in the other to hide the telltale bulge.

-always be mindful of how it hangs before you sit, in case of a random erection

- finding good underwear to control and direct it discreetly

- you have to be careful going commando (no underwear) else you will get spotted in shorts even board shorts (one time an ex's sister got an eye full)

- your partner/s brag about your dick to their friends ( lit can get very weird)

- fear of hurting your partner - get too excited and your partner can wince in pain... it kills the moods, or at least makes your partner more on guard so sometimes forget about getting a lady to squirt

- you have to put in the extra time on getting her even wetter

- have to go slow at first, even when very horny (I have not dared to do a quickie with a lady if it's our first time together)

- you have to get a partner used to it so after the second time, then you can try more adventurous positions

- someone thinks the dick pic was photoshopped.. just lol

- some amazing people will give blowjobs skills, but for some its "watch out for the teeth"....OUCH

- finding a friend who can deep-throat you is a rare treat

- if monogamous, sometimes you may need to give your partner time to rest and recover... so sometimes less sex than you may want

- be prepared to spend a lot on lubes

- some condoms can be very comfortable, too tight or too thick which may result in losing sensation and your erection mid-play. No one likes that.

- prepare to deal with insecure people (we were having fun at a nudist venue when some dude started commenting about guys with big cocks "motion of the ocean", "nails and hammers"...lol... (some people are cruel for no reason)

- some women will take one look at it and say no way to have anal sex

- heightened expectations: "a guy with a big dick= mind-blowing sex. This is unnecessary pressure to perform every time which can kill the mood too. Sometimes one just wants to chill and enjoy the moment.

- your dick will get stared at in a public urinal. Yes, this happens more often than you would think... some even comment

- no sympathy from other guys. Let's face it, some of you reading this post may be able to relate, some may be able to empathize, and some will deem me ungrateful. we all have our own perspectives and experiences.

To those who can relate: Have you also had any of these challenges? What other challenges or interesting situations do you find yourself in? How do you overcome them?

We are all just people and all worthy of giving and receiving love.

I genuinely wish you love, joy, and toe-curling experiences

Mr. Giggles

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