How lucky can one be...So so lucky, first a parking right outside the door...A couple of steps and in I go... Wow what a store, not like any of the other dimly lit and sleezy looking stores, that I had been to before, that had never been cleaned in years...It was brightly lit, with merchandise that looked like they wanted to be sold, and best of all was the sales assistant that looked the part, a sexy looking lady with long blonde hair, a pair of black rimmed spectacles and most of all looked like she was enjoying been there...The she sat reading and article from one of the naughty magazines...

Seeing me enter, she peeped in my direction... Smiling she greeted, May I help you Sir...Grinning as no one had ever greeted me by the title," Sir " before... The grin turned into a smile, looking into her eyes, I replied " Wow nothing shy about you, is that a proposition you are making me... Blushing slightly, no, no, that is not what I meant she replied...Up she stood, standing in a tight fit T Shirt with the wording, " The Pleasures Mine... The Baby's Yours..." Seeing the wording made me laugh, shaking my head, before saying, " Nothing shy about you... At that moment a lady with light grey hair not sure if the color was from her age or from her choice, peeped over from the shelves that were displaying the  lady's toys... So off in her direction I walked as I was going to purchase a sexy set of lingerie for a lady friend of mine... There I stood wondering what color should it be... Black, Pink or Red... There I stood imaging how sexy my friend would look, her beautiful olive tone skin with her long black hair and her sexy long legs all the way to heaven...There I stood dreaming and the lady with the grey hair, with a toy in her hand, just kept staring in my direction, and I could sense she was just waiting to have her say as soon as I took the merchandise from the hook... Tease, tease it was going to be, there she stood with a glass like dido in her hand, running her fingers along the length of the dildo in the packaging muttering to herself, " I am sure this will do..." Smiling back at her, I softly said, " I am sure it will arouse your sexy lips..." Looking rather annoyed at me, she said, " who said I was going to kiss my toy... Laughing I returned a reply, " Who said I was referring to your sexy red painted lips... At that moment I took a set of sexy naughty pink lingerie from the peg...Haha she laughed, " can just imagine how sexy you would look in that sexy pink lingerie... At that moment the sales assistant came from behind and asked, " have you found anything that has tickled your fancy... Tickle my fancy, no...Looking at the lady with the grey hair and her toy in her hand, said surely that will tickle her fancy...Turning around and looking at her, the lady with the grey hair said out loud, " can you imagine him in sexy pink lingerie..." Quickly to respond she said, " never thought you to be one of those men..." But the customers of this store never fail to surprise me...Haha, I laughed, " Just imagine me in my sexy pink lingerie, and the two of you and your foot long dildo, all in the same bed... Fun, fun that could be..."  The sales assistant burst out laughing before softly saying, " A Naughty Man like you I have never seen in this store..." Slowly she returned to her stool behind the counter in the front of the store...

There stood the two of us with our merchandise in our hands, still laughing, I noticed  the entrance to " The Theater Of Dreams " Wow, I wonder what dreams take place in there... I thought out loud.... The lady hearing what I had said, was quick to ask, " Where, Where..." Pity it is out of bounds at the moment, otherwise it could have been great fun..." I replied... " Pity, pity... " she replied...With my Sexy lingerie set in my hand I walked over to the sales assistant, placing the lingerie on the counter , the sales assistant looking at me, said, " Is this all you need..." Smiling at her, I replied, " Yes seen the model does not come with the lingerie... Haha, she laughed, not your lucky day  she replied...At that moment the lady with her toy approached the counter, placing her toy on the counter, and my lingerie in a paper bag, I made for the exit, just before exiting the store, I turned around and said, I hope you enjoy your toy... Into my car I got, sitting in the car, wondering if my friend Paul the florist would be able to incorporate the lingerie into a bouquet of flowers for my friend... Out walked the lady with the grey hair from the Adult store, sheepishly with her brown paper bag tucked under her one arm looking left and right before making for her car, seeing her, I said, " Don't worry every one knows where you have been..." Looking at me she just laughed, and I shouted out enjoy your toy... Into her car she got, driving away... Off to the florist I went to get the bouquet of flowers for my lady friend...