Just something to make the day have a bit of laughter and make people forget their problems for a while. Ha.....Ha. ha... My Rookie Days are over. My Pilot Light is out. What used to be my Sex Appeal, Is now my Water Spout. Time was when, on its own, From my trousers it would spring. But now it's just a full time job, To find the lucky thing. It used to be Embarrassing, The way it used to behave... Every single morning It would stand and watch me shave! Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes..... Hopefully none of us will ever get to this stage in life. Surely not me, awaken every morning with a Morning Glory.