Update 27 Feb 2016. Have to add this to my requirements as the amount of unwarranted mail I am receiving is ridiculous. I will only accept mail from gay female couples so single and married ladies stop bothering me

 

Original profile set up - Aug 2012 - Single guy looking to make friends with ladies and couples within the lifestyle.

Updated August 2014.

If any of the comments in my update offends anybody I apologise in advance. Those that get offended will be the people that see some home truths. Keep in mind this is my observation. If the cap fits wear it. Single scum of the earth guys are also entitled to an opinion.

I am a single, divorced and semi retired guy that has loads of free time to view profiles. I am appalled at some of the poorly written profiles. The impact their choice of words may have on others is not considered. The arrogance of some couples leaves me shaking my head. That said, I am experienced enough to know that many single guys bring the scorn on themselves.

What I am looking for in a couple - tongue in cheek.

1. I will only meat wif couples between the ages 30 - 40 years of age.

2. The ladi must have huge boobs and not weigh more than 60 kg's.

3. The guy must have a tiny cock to make me look big.

4. The guy must be a poor luva so I can be made to feel like a stud.

5. The gal must be very hairy cause that's what I enjoy.

6. Poor higene is a must.

7. Leave your manners at the door as there is no room for good manners in the lifestile.

8. I can't host so make sure you book a 5 star hotel room before contacting me.

9. I don't waste petral so make sure you live close by to me.

10. Don't send me winks - if you want to comunicate wif me send all your personel contact details in you first mail.

11. I don't take no as an answer so make sure you prepared to say yes to everything I suggest.

12. Send me all your private pics before making contact.

13. I only play with couples who both celebrtate their birthdays in June.

14. I don't like experimenting so everything will be done my way in the bedroom.

15. I only play with couples that are not married to each other - they must be playing behind there spouces backs.

16. I don't play outdoors.

17. Couples must be unattractive.

18. The lady must invite another lady friend because I like watching gal on gal action.

19. If you see my name in the chatroom be sure to say hi as I get terrible offended if you don't.

20. No need for discretion - after we have played make sure you discuss all the intimate details with everyone.

21. I am not bi or bi curious so make sure the male in your relationship is prepared to sit and watch while I play with the female.

22. NSA is nonsense - if I connect with the lady I will make sure she leaves her current relationship and moves in with me.

23. Prospective play couples must be upmarket with a healthy bank balance.

24. All play dates will be a once off unless I decide to invite you back.

25. Both male and female play partners must smoke and drink in excess.

26. Couples must have loads of hang ups so that we can spend the 1st six months working through them.

27. No need to see if we click - the lifestyle is just all about sex.

Thank you to all the lovely couples that provided the inspiration and material to compile the above.

Lastly, as my inbox is going to get very busy with couples wanting to arrange meetings with me be patient I will reply to everybody.