new account, not new here •○°

i'm clever, pretty, kind, sweet and a littlleee cheeky. i enjoy working with my hands; gardening, cooking, baking and solving puzzles! i love sex and understand what the site is about but i prefer having a good conversation (or two or three) before we get all up inside each other.

hedonist at heart and a bratty sub; i don't take instruction from just anybody, you have to 'earn' my 'submission' and even then, it starts and ends in the bed. i'm opinionated and NOT shy about it. veeerrrryyyy into women but i get incredibly, sickeningly shy around them. i love exploring but i know what i like, what i don't like, what i will like and what i'm not even willing to try.

what i like (not requirements):

- older men

- THICK dicks and bodies

- afrikaans accents (controversial?)

what i don't like:

- desperation

- micro-aggressions

- bigotry

things i will not try:

- raceplay

- being your first black woman (controversial and it's here for a very good reason, i'd like to remain as trauma-free as possible pleeeaasseee T_T find somebody else to do it!)

- ageplay

i have no racial preferences cause apparently that's important here oh laawwddd! however, i will not entertain people who tolerate and associate with the "net blankes" community. even if you don't think that way! also, if you know you can't bring me to your place or area because you're surrounded by racists, respectfully, spare US the AGONY because i will ensure everyone is as uncomfortable as i am.

i have other, more important, preferences like NO CHEATERS. i cannot stress this enough, if you are legally married (even if you're separated) or in a serious, committed relationship, do not interact with this profile. this also counts for single profile people in 'ethically non-monogamous' relationships. i am only entertaining couples with couple profiles!🐈‍⬛

i am 🍃BISEXUAL🍃 not bi-curious. i'm not into playing with only one half of a couple at a time. we're aaaaalllll playing togeeetthheeerrrr at the saaammeee tiimmeee! if one half of the couple isn't attracted to me or i'm not attracted to them then it is simply not a good fit. i will not be putting on a show for your partner jerking off in the cuck chair.

you should totally message me (MAKE IT FUNNY OR WITTY OR SOOOOMETHING) if you're at least 97,6% sure we'll get along!🌸

i am not responding to low effort, one word, BORING and automated messages. if you've messaged me like three or four times and i have not responded, i'm probably not interested.

remember what i said about being opinionated? yeah if any part of this profile felt offensive to you, we're probably not gonna get along🩷